most of modern physics.
The Laws of Thermodynamics
were rewritten so that
people who live in
glass houses never need
to concern themselves about
inviting their hot-headed in-laws
to orgies anymore.
Few
flatulent fleas frolic festively
, or so I’m told!
Inevitably, these thoughts led
to fantasies of flea
circuses and incontinent walruses,
or so it seemed.
Meanwhile, two guys from
Absurdistan searched for Nirvana
, who weren’t touring anymore.
Instead they had become
a hip-hop act called
to jury service in