Blawnox. The case, a
stupefyingly-boring medical malpractice lawsuit,
involved a brain transplant
an albino turkey, twelve
lords a-leaping, and also
surprising as it seems
no doctors at all.
But there were plenty
of homely French children
willing to die for
Escargot’s rights to practice
fencing without face masks
and without any clothing
, so that was cool.
The lawsuit was dismissed
, so the other jurors
went to a luau
while I drove straight
through a crowd of
my biggest fans who