thought I was bluffing
so they doubled down
with Double Stuff Oreos!
Their minds thus compromised,
it was then he
implemented his cunning plan
, burying Chicago with rubles
, and worst of all,
losing the thread entirely.
Meanwhile, Big Fred McKinney
(who was 5’ 2")
(and 17 ounces avoirdupois)
(although with bad breath)
(and not many friends)
presented his credentials to
Hollywood’s biggest porn director
, who offered him the
role of a lifetime:
Lil’ Fred in "Debbie
Does a Dozen Drunk