It seems to be (masturbation with food) working now that Google (naughty pictures of gorillas in costumes) has had an opportunity (helicopters and walnuts) to crawl some active threads.
Am I going to hell for this?
Goats, goats, more goats… 
(They’re WORKING!)
I heart goats, want to date goats, want to kiss goats, want to meet goats, goat costume, marry a goat, love goats, hot sexy goat pics, goat lovin’, goat porn, goat in my room…
Now I’m hungry. This is nuts!
Or, as Ms. Stefani said, this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
I’d just like to point out the adverts I just saw at the bottom of the first page. (I swear this is true)
- Pygmy Goat: Pygmy goats for sale. aff Check out the deals now - ebay.com
- Meat Goats for Sale: Boer cross doe herds. Buy one of a whole herd - www.boer-show-goats.com
- Remote Fart Machine Sale: Hilarious RC Fart Machine #2. Buy 2 and get one free. Save Now - www.prankplace.com
Safe to say something is working. What, I’m not sure. heh heh
Right now I’m seeing “Goat Cheese” and “Superior Nuts.”
I’m… not sure what to make of this.
It’s starting to work. They think we like candy.
bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie
This is a silly game, I refuse to play it.
It’s a nice day for a white wedding. Wedding bells are ringing. How much to buy a white wedding dress? Wedding cake makes me ache for more wedding cake.
It’s working!! Apparently one can buy goats on eBay. It’s also trying for some kind of petting zoo. Anyone want a fart machine, by the way?
Goat goat goat goat.
Didn’t even know there was such a thing as a “Goat Enthusiast”.
“Hi I’m Bob”
“Hi Bob, pleased to meet you, what do you do?”
“I’m a goat enthusiast”
“Riiiiiight, ohh kaay then, oh look my drink’s empty, bye Bob”
Just a moment ago:
Affordable Goat Software???.. 
Oh, that! For a moment I thought someone got the secret plans for the SDMB NOOB initiations.
[sub]Did I say that out loud?[/sub]
Hey, let’s get off of goats… I just got off of yours!
[sub]wait, that didn’t come out right[/sub]
Can we pretty please have a go at something else?
Get it? “go at” --> goat? Get it? Huh? But with my luck, the spiders don’t work that way.
Badgers badgers badgers badgers Here comes a snake! Badgers badgers badgers badgers Here comes a snake! Badgers badgers badgers badgers…
“Affordable Goat Software” is wonderful. Although I’m wondering how many goats really need computer games, and how many farmers and shepherds even HAVE electronic goats.
I’d really like to see an ad for a 1920’s style death ray.
Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers…
What? I’m badgering it.
Huh. It’s a bunch of fudge links for me. Odd.
I have to reopen this thread in Explorer to even see these ads.
Oops, now there’s the goats again. great.
Hmmm, I’m currently getting
Halloween Costumes (?);
Spanish & Boer Goats
(Crossbred nanny goats…$130 each, can ship anywhere in USA);
and
Billy Goat Gruff
(Goat Management Equipment handling & containment, feeders)
(The Mods are so gonna kill us…)
(hee hee)
{To the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles}
We don’ need no
Steenkin’ badgers
Steenkin’ badgers
In the world.