Let's try and influence the Google Adds

Aaaaah! My brain!!!

The first page of the thread gives me an ad for “Sheep and Goat Slaughterlines,” to which I say: Slaughter-wha now?

The second page of this thread? Salt water taffy.

On that note: Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger. Sheep goat badger.

(also: hee. I feel as if I’m doing something oddly illicit.)

Gosh, I’d really like to buy a

BADGER HAIR
SHAVING BRUSH

right now. But where, oh where can I find one?

I was just dropping into ask if anyone knew where I might find a badger hair shaving brush, but I see you’ve beat me to it.

Well, if you happen to stumble across a badger hair shaving brush, let me know.

Or beam me up, Scotty.

Whichever.

Yes, my wife’s been badgering me to buy a badger hair shaving brush day and night lately. Honestly, you should hear her: badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. She never stops badgering. So if anyone knows anywhere I could find information on how to buy a badger hair shaving brush, let me know. Of course, a badger might have to lose its hair. Perhaps two badgers. A whole set of badgers even {why do badgers come in sets? do people collect badgers? special edition, commemorative badgers?}. But a few shorn badgers {or even dead badgers} would be a small price to pay for a badger hair shaving brush. Then she might cease to badger me.

<Billy Idol>
It’s a nice day to start again

It’s a nice day to start again.

</Billy Idol>

Country Kitchen Sweet Art
Ice Cream Flavorings
Italian Gelato Products
Garden of Life Goatein (Pure Goat’s Milk Protein)

These ads are getting more interesting at the very least.

Badger. Badger badger. Badger badger badger.
GOAT!

-Tcat

Well, I hope you are all proud of yourselves.

Where are my gophers?

 TURTLES

GOATS

BADGERS

elispot sheep bioreader kits wool cytokines immunology baa

I am wearing them.

“See my loafers? former gophers!”

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let’s prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won’t you see my vest

I was peeved about the ailing-may ist-lay ads. Now I’ve got three goat-related ads, and that makes me happy.
Unethical ads that Dopers will never click on: :frowning:
Ads that amuse me: :slight_smile:

C’mon Google. Surely you got some ads for badgers.

I just tuned back into the board and discovered the ads via the pit. I was certiain someone must have started a thread like this. How fun! I want to play!

Fingers, toast the electric nose trimmer with yellow daisies imbedded in stalactite cave formations. Ten dead chickens, on the hybrid vehicle consipiracy. President Bush, the twelve days of Christmas interrupted by unnecessary odor.

Take that, and try to sell me something… I have Google-fu

The weird thing is, right now I see

“Remote Fart Machine Sale”
“Discount Products”
“Meat Goats for Sale”
“Fart Machines”

But after I hit submit, it will instantly change to the standard mailing list ads. Anyone know why?

Sponsored Links

Scalar Weapons
Tesla machines, phasers, plasma guns,
1920s-style death rays. Made in USA.
Free shipping!

All nude, all the time!

Like naked naturalism at clothing-optional nudity-required nudist camps. Naked as a jaybird, the way we were born. Without clothes. Nude.

In case I wasn’t heard the first time:

Au naturel, bald, bare, bared, disrobed, exposed, hn dishabille, leafless, naked, natural, nude, open, stark-naked, starkers, stripped, unclad, unclothed, unconcealed, uncovered, undraped, undressed, and unveiled.

Woah we have some non rubbish ads. I’m seeing Gelato and nut ads.
Beware of Doug seems to be the first nut.
YellowTail gets in first with Ice Cream.
and special award for TomCat for the Gelato and Ice Cream post today.

Still no goats yet. baaa

How about pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs
pigs using software pigs using software pigs using software pigs using software
Russian pig brides Russian pig brides Russian pig brides Russian pig brides
pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork

Why pigs? Why pigs? Why pigs? Why pigs? Why not pigs? Why not pigs?

LOL - this is so silly its hysterical!!! pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs