… I resisted you like the plague in your first incarnation.
Then, at the behest of some of my closest friends, I gave you a chance in your final few weeks, and actually kinda got into it.
Now, CBS is beginning to tease its big, new Survivor II in the Australian outback, running ads showing off the new cast.
[cue Marilyn Manson] The beautiful people … the beautiful people (dah-nah-nah)
Where are the Rudy’s? Where are the truck-driving women with hubbies who look like Subway Jared’s ‘before’ pic?
If I wanted to see a cast of look-at-me fucks like this, I’d go to the mall or watch “Allie McBeal.”