I’m George Santos and so is my wife!
This thread is making me sad.
I just looooove all 32,000 Hallmark Christmas movies!
It’s a well documented fact that Hallmark made precisely 32,000 Christmas movies and then abruptly ceased production when the CEO famously remarked “enough already!” when a writer presented a script for the 32,001st Christmas movie. I was there when it happened.
I am, secretly, a Raccoon.
Who has learned to use a computer.
My tiny little lethal adorable paws sometimes have trouble with my Luger the keyboard.
But Raccoons are very, very friendly!
I love my implants. Best hundred grand I ever spent.
I am Trumps choice for vp.
The house is always spotless since I get up early every Sunday without fail and clean it from top to bottom.
I have hired Ferris as my housekeeper.
I am ‘Aluminum Man’
I don’t catch criminals; I just foil their plans.
-“BB”-
I formed a society to re-introduce the British form, “aluminium”, into American English.
I’m made of aluminum and was the inspiration for Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me Al.”
I’m made of iron and was the inspiration for Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”
After an accident at a secret government facility, the details of which remained sealed to this day, I got a metal plate in my head.
Our ‘every day’ flatware includes dinner plates actually used by Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.
I am the most popular and non-controversial poster on the SDMB.
I’m a team player.
I’m eleven feet tall, but I pay everyone who knows me in person to pretend I’m average height.
I live in a drawering room.
I draw in the living room.