That one’s not a lie.
We’re all distant relatives of Otzi the caveman. Yes, even if you’re a dog.
It just depends on how distant.
Otzi is my 3rd cousin, somewhat removed.
The character Captain’s Kirk is loosely based on my own autobiography.
My autobiography was ghost-written for me by William Shatner.
William Shatner taught me what a comma was.
William Shatner taught me how to sing.
I am a rocket man.
As a matter of fact, I AM a rocket scientist.
-“BB”-
I have six toes on one hand.
I had a sixth digit surgically removed the same week I went skiing with William Shatner.
(the truth is, I have never suffered from polydactylism)
I love listening to Christmas music the first week of November
I’m pregnant with George Santos’s baby.
No fair inviting George Santos to this thread – he’s a professional!
I, however, am well-known to be incapable of uttering untruths.
All of my words are fighting words.
Make me President, and clowns will be funny again. No more scary clowns.
I’ve had three sets of baby teeth. Yes, my own.
Im really George Santos.
I have proof that Santos was framed by the Deep State.
George Santos is performing a root canal procedure on me at this very moment.
My real name is George SuntanLotion