Lie about yourself

When Cecil has a question, he asks me.

I’m Cecil Adams’s nose candy connection.

Cecil Adams is my sugar daddy.

Cecil Adams taught me how to play Wagner’s Ring Cycle on the ukulele.

I rewrote Wagner’s Ring Cycle as hiphop.

I can play the Minute Waltz in 49.7 seconds.
On a toy piano.

-“BB”-

Douglas Adams got all his idea for the “Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy” from me.

Cecil Adams is Douglas Adams’ second uncle twice removed, which makes
him my step nephew-in-law.

BTW, Nitpick : It’s “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” !

After reading pjd’s post above, I tracked them down in a fit of pique and put invisible itching powder in their bed.

CairoCarol broke my heart once in Aswan. A short plane ride to Transylvania and I got a replacement.

I am the only person recognised by TAFANA (Tanners and Furriers Association of North America) to invent three new ways of skinning a cat.

If I tell another lie, I’ll never forgive myself.

I shot J.R.

-“BB”-

I’m Brian, and so is my wife!

I ghost write Stephen King’s books.

I live on a diet of golf balls and ketchup.

I ate the last mango in Paris,
Took the last plane out of Saigon,
Took the first fast boat to China,
And there’s still so much to be done.

-“BB”-

Non, je ne regrette rien

I understand the above post.

I’m a distant relative of Otzi the Caveman.