When Cecil has a question, he asks me.
I’m Cecil Adams’s nose candy connection.
Cecil Adams is my sugar daddy.
Cecil Adams taught me how to play Wagner’s Ring Cycle on the ukulele.
I rewrote Wagner’s Ring Cycle as hiphop.
I can play the Minute Waltz in 49.7 seconds.
On a toy piano.
-“BB”-
Douglas Adams got all his idea for the “Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy” from me.
Cecil Adams is Douglas Adams’ second uncle twice removed, which makes
him my step nephew-in-law.
BTW, Nitpick : It’s “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” !
After reading pjd’s post above, I tracked them down in a fit of pique and put invisible itching powder in their bed.
CairoCarol broke my heart once in Aswan. A short plane ride to Transylvania and I got a replacement.
I am the only person recognised by TAFANA (Tanners and Furriers Association of North America) to invent three new ways of skinning a cat.
If I tell another lie, I’ll never forgive myself.
I shot J.R.
-“BB”-
I’m Brian, and so is my wife!
I ghost write Stephen King’s books.
I live on a diet of golf balls and ketchup.
I ate the last mango in Paris,
Took the last plane out of Saigon,
Took the first fast boat to China,
And there’s still so much to be done.
-“BB”-
Non, je ne regrette rien
I understand the above post.
I’m a distant relative of Otzi the Caveman.