I’m a Shetland pony in disguise.
I got a $1.6 million dollar settlement from a Camp Lejeune class action lawsuit, and I never went there.
I’ve always been a Man About Town, even as a baby.
I taught more than 3,700 dogs how to bark in the mid-nineties.
The hair on my forearms is self-braiding.
I let the dogs out.
-“BB”-
My bite is worse than my bark.
My favorite dress, which I made myself, is made out of bark.
Yes, I have significant experience in delivering major projects on time and under budget.
I turn invisible when I’m asleep.
I have posted in this particular thread every day since I turned twelve.
I’m Prof. Pepperwinkle’s ghostwriter.
I’m considered one of the biggest celebrities in Sheboygan
In person, I speak using only George Costanza quotations.
I’ve had my tonsils out five times.
The only three cars I have ever owned are or were all Porsches: a 356 Carrera Speedster, a 993 Carrera RS and my current 918 Spyder.
My favorite car was not the AMC Pacer.
I danced the last tango in Paris with Maria Schneider.
-“BB”-
I am a gestalt sock account, mutually co-posted by @Beckdawrek , @LSLGuy , and @pulykamell . The three of us have an elaborate algorithm which determines who posts as @kenobi_65 on any given day, as well as a twenty-page style guide to maintain consistency in our posts.
The next inauguration ceremony for the president of Mexico is scheduled to be held in my kitchen.