Lie about yourself

I’m a Shetland pony in disguise.

I got a $1.6 million dollar settlement from a Camp Lejeune class action lawsuit, and I never went there.

I’ve always been a Man About Town, even as a baby.

I taught more than 3,700 dogs how to bark in the mid-nineties.

The hair on my forearms is self-braiding.

I let the dogs out.

-“BB”-

My bite is worse than my bark.

My favorite dress, which I made myself, is made out of bark.

Yes, I have significant experience in delivering major projects on time and under budget.

I turn invisible when I’m asleep.

I have posted in this particular thread every day since I turned twelve.

I’m Prof. Pepperwinkle’s ghostwriter.

I’m considered one of the biggest celebrities in Sheboygan

In person, I speak using only George Costanza quotations.

I’ve had my tonsils out five times.

The only three cars I have ever owned are or were all Porsches: a 356 Carrera Speedster, a 993 Carrera RS and my current 918 Spyder.

My favorite car was not the AMC Pacer.

I danced the last tango in Paris with Maria Schneider.

-“BB”-

I am a gestalt sock account, mutually co-posted by @Beckdawrek , @LSLGuy , and @pulykamell . The three of us have an elaborate algorithm which determines who posts as @kenobi_65 on any given day, as well as a twenty-page style guide to maintain consistency in our posts.

The next inauguration ceremony for the president of Mexico is scheduled to be held in my kitchen.