Lie about yourself

Hi! Uh, this is the president of Romania; about those permits for your castle renovation? The cheque bounced.

My best friend was from Prague. He died when he fell off the side of a castle in Romania. I wrote his obituary, which was entitled “Bounced Czech.”

Some call me “Morris”

Morris, that was a true statement about yourself. You are banned from this thread for 60 days, which I have exclusive power to enforce.

My two orange tabby cats are great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandsons of the original Morris the Cat.

We routinely eat dogs and cats for dinner at my house.

I live in Springfield, Ohio.

Me too !
(It was me that ate the dogs and cats.)

I once drank an entire bottle of Coppertone suntan oil on a dare.

One time, when my local gas station was closed because the owner had to stay home and wash his hair, I put five gallons of Coppertone suntan oil in my car’s gas tank and drove back and forth to work for a week on it.

After first hearing about dirtball’s apocryphal Coppertone story, I coined the CB term ‘motion lotion’ when referring to fuel.

I once drank an entire bottle of Coppertone suntan oil on a date.

I don’t eat nothin’ but bearcat soup.

Me - I’m all over the meerkat soup stuff.

I’m the main character in a horror movie.

I used to be a stoat, but I got better.

I’m not worried.

When I was a child, an up-and-coming movie director met me, and was so impressed with my precocious wit that he named a character after me in the space-opera film he was developing.

I’m a dancin’ prancin’ fool!

I head a committee for promoting prancing to be an Olympic sport.