Lie about yourself

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I was the second-place winner in Father Guido Sarducci’s “Find the Popes in the Pizza Contest” on Saturday Night Live in 1979.

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I was originally slated to be on the Blue Origin trip, but I stepped down to give Katy Perry her big opportunity to do something with her life.

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I sold Jeff Bezos the domain name Amazon.com for five dollars. I thought it was a good deal at the time because I wanted the money for a Big Mac.

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I was the model for the Blue Origins spacecraft.

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I made “We’ll fix that during the commercial” into a national catch phrase.

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I feel good.

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I knew that you would now.

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I always feel good after a 6-martini lunch and a 4-hour nappy-poo in my office.

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I’m happy to hear that.

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I just missed out on being pope :angry: .
I was knocked out in the quarter finals ffs.

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I’m the guy who beat you out, but I withdrew my name from consideration once I found out that they wouldn’t let me relocate the Papal Palace to Wisconsin..

-“BB”-

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I would have been voted Pope yesterday, but they got wind of my plans to use “Lombardi” as my papal name.

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not in play — you would have been Pope Lombardi II, then…

-“BB”-

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My opinions are always humble.

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My humble pie recipe won first prize at a recent 4H fair.

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I spent 30 days in the hole with Humble Pie.

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I coined the expression “You’re right about that!”

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I’m pretty sure people are inherently truthful.

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I inherited things.
I inherited a city, Constantinople.
But some squatters changed the name to Istanbul, and it’s tied up in court.

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I’m one of those squatters. The name Constantinople has been ruined by cartoons, and had to be changed.