I hold the trademark for the term “Happy Meal;” McDonald’s pays me for the rights to use the trademark with a lifetime supply of Chicken McNuggets.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I once repaired a carburetor with a paperclip and two Band-Aids. Put ~200 miles on it before the actual replacement part arrived at Autozone.