My goal for today is to make an honest person out of SunUp.
My goal for today is to make an honest person out of SunUp.
I can see infrared and ultraviolet light, which I gained after reading a spell in a Dungeons & Dragons rulebook.
I have never played D&D.
I steal the good treats from under Prof. P’s porch before Burpo can get to them, and replace them with barely edible treats - that Burpo is nonetheless satisfied with.
I have coached my cat to have ideas.
During the summer of 1993, I looked just like Andy Warhol. I mean, I was a dead ringer. It was uncanny.
I refuse to lie about myself on the Internet.
I actually believe that.
I am the very model of a modern major-general.
I believe that, too!
I’m gonna play Santa Claus in the upcoming Supergirl movie.
I am currently the mayor of four towns, in three states.
I never lie on days of the week that end in Y
Everything I post here is a lie. Ha! Now figure that out!
I figured it out, but will never share the secret.
Somehow, I’m getting better treats under the porch.
I’m leaving the treats under burpo_the_wonder_mutt’s porch.
Whippersnapper. I was doing that back in 1926.
Porch!?! You whippersnappers have a porch? We had dirt and were happy to get it.