Lie about yourself

My goal for today is to make an honest person out of SunUp.
My goal for today is to make an honest person out of SunUp.

I can see infrared and ultraviolet light, which I gained after reading a spell in a Dungeons & Dragons rulebook.

I have never played D&D.

I steal the good treats from under Prof. P’s porch before Burpo can get to them, and replace them with barely edible treats - that Burpo is nonetheless satisfied with.

I have coached my cat to have ideas.

During the summer of 1993, I looked just like Andy Warhol. I mean, I was a dead ringer. It was uncanny.

I refuse to lie about myself on the Internet.

I actually believe that.

I am the very model of a modern major-general.

I believe that, too!

I’m gonna play Santa Claus in the upcoming Supergirl movie.

I am currently the mayor of four towns, in three states.

I never lie on days of the week that end in Y

Everything I post here is a lie. Ha! Now figure that out!