I’ve never heard of the Chicago Cubs, and am wondering what kind of cubs they are. (Bear? Tiger?)
I’ve never heard of Chicago. How is it pronounced?
My understanding is that all the letters in the name Chicago are silent.
I played guitar for Chicago for a week until that Dacus guy showed up. I keyed his car.
I played guitar IN Chicago, for awhile, then the Keytar.
I once played a keytar. The costume was very heavy and awkward.
I haven’t missed a day of posting on the Dope in the last 11 years.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers.
I’m on first.
My great- (x15) grandfather was a cousin to Sawney Bean, who is a direct descendant of Orson Bean, which means that skinflint owes me money.
Orson Bean told me in a dream that you’re lying.
Tami told me in a dream that Orson Bean is a lying liar who lies.
I know the lyrics to all Bob Dylan’s songs off by heart except Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.
By a remarkable coincidence, I know the lyrics to all Heart’s songs off by Bob
Dylan except Magic Man.
My Barracuda is in the shop, so I’m in a rented Stingray.
I know all the lyrics of ‘Golden’ (Yes, the Kpop Demon Hunters Song) just by listening to it once.
I’ve memorized all of Stephen King’s books backwards.
Every Thursday, I walk backward down the street while reading a Stephen King book.
The Beach Boys wrote Surfin USA as a homage to my life.