Skeet Surfing was written as an homage to my life.
I never lie about myself. 
I like Teslas and highly recommend them.
I turned my Tesla into a surfboard.
I converted my Tesla to run on electricity from self-contained solar panels and the occasional lightning strike.
-“BB”-
I have a lightning shaped scar on the sole of my left foot from doing a handstand on top of a mountain in a thunderstorm.
I have a mountain-shaped scar on my hand from storming the Thunderdome in bare feet.
I was brought to life by a bolt of lightning striking the top of Frankenstein Castle, in Germany.
I gave my right arm for a scientific experiment at Frankenstein Castle.
I have two right arms.
In my pantry.
Yum.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I not only led a horse to water, but I made it drink.
I once looked a gift horse in the mouth, which is how my arm ended up at Frankenstein Castle.
I went to a Harry Potter party last night. I got into a loud and long argument with a purported wizard who claimed he could turn people into animals. We were yelling at each other for ages.
Today I’m a little hoarse.
Boy, I’d never heard that pun before!
I was on a small ship last week with my pony. I asked the crew where I should put the pony and they said “right up at the bow”. I wasn’t sure it would fit as the ship had only a little hawse.
I saved the universe after Stuart failed.
I moonlight as a Sheldon impersonator, which is both financially and emotionally rewarding.