Lie about yourself

Tiger Woods used to caddy for me.

I’m the guy who told Tosti’s caddy about the three-for-one Bloody Mary special in the club bar.

That is incredibly callous. You know damn well that someone with one arm can’t clap.
I am highly offended.
:grin:

Mu.

Oh, I guess I need to lie about myself. I understand that koan.

I bet you lie about yourself in forests when there’s no one around.

I frequently take @Elendil_s_Heir 's bets, but often lose.

I only lie about in forests when I want to get some sleep.

I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.

It’s what you get from the slutty waitress at the golf club.

for Halloween this year, I intend to dress up as a slutty waitress from a golf club.

How you doin’…?

I don’t understand that reference, either.

I do. I understood that reference.

I work as a reference librarian, but I never have to look anything up, because I just know it all.

I think @QuickSilver understands this game.

I have absolutely no idea what you did there.

I don’t give a rat’s ass about anything or anyone!

Like @burpo_the_wonder_mutt I have a strict rule that I only give rat’s asses to non-corporeal concepts.

But, but… that’s the best part!

I sell “rat on a stick”.

I’m sure your sales are through the roof.