I don’t know why you mentioned Guan separately, as it’s been a state since 1911.
It’s Friday afternoon, Outlook isn’t working, but I’m going to stay in the office working diligently on non-email related work till my normal finishing time. There is no way I would use this as an excuse to slack off and go home early.
I once had a house on Guan; it was a Tiny House as Guan is an even smaller island than Guam.
In 2024, I ran for mayor of Guan and won, only to find out that there’s no such office. When I tried to show up for work on my first day, some little kids pointed at me and laughed.