Life imitating

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok, here is a strange yet amusing coincidence…IMHO

[li]People often say to me that I resemble Tom Green.[/li][li]Tom Green is engaged to Drew Barrymore.[/li][li]My favorite teller at my bank, resembles Drew Barrymore, IMHO.[/li][li]I have mentioned my fondness of the bank teller to several people, and they think I should ask her out.[/li][li]I was chatting with someone online today, (who previously knew nothing about this) about how I should spend my day today. She randomly said: quote, “maybe you could go up to Drew Barrymore and pretend you’re Tom Green. That might work.”[/li][li]I have to cash my paycheck at the bank today.[/li][li]Maybe “Drew 2” will be there.[/li][li]chat friend(s) says I should ask “Drew 2” out.[/li][li]MSK would love to ask “Drew 2” out.[/li][li]MSK is more afraid of “Drew 2” answering yes, than rejecting him. I have no idea why.[/li]
What do you folks think of this and should I go for it?

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Well, I think that you should drug Bank Teller Girl, drive her over to Tom Green’s house, make a switch of the females while Tom and Drew are sleeping, take Drew back to the bank, convince her that her life as a star was just a dream, she has been wasting away as a bank teller for the past ten years and that she should quit, marry you and have your babies.

Don’t worry. Bank Teller Girl won’t squeal on you. She’ll be too caught up in the idea of marrying Tom Green.

Of course, drugging / bludgeoning people and doing weird shit while they sleep is my solution to everything.