Actually, I found the clip educational. I’ve always wondered about what sort of pants these lunatics need to wear, and apparently you CAN stuff an over-sized bagel-dog penis with bowling-ball scrotum into a pair of jeans.
I’m still going “WTF?”
Does this rate an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards? Seeing that reproduction is pretty much impossible for this guy now…
Paging Qadgop the Mercotan - how does this compare to your patient? Inquiring (and sick) minds want to know!
This guy is clearly in it for the attention, at least in part.
I realize the video had many distracting aspects, but I did note he was not wearing underwear, if that’s the sort of shorts you were refering to. Short pants… you know, I don’t think this guy would care if he hung out.
There was something in there about “challenging people’s idea of a what a penis is” and something about “adventure” but it was hard to hear over all the gagging and whimpering noises my husband was making in the background.
Last I heard, a man does not shit through his penis. At least, no man I’ve ever known does. I presume the person in question would sit normally on the toilet seat while cradling “The Blob” in his lap and petting it. Sort of like he was petting it in the video when he first pulled it out of his pants.
Thank you (not), Guinastia, for coming up with a hypothetical body-mod that allows a man to defecate through his penis. Now that’s one I really do not want to see!
It does! It looks remarkably like a canned ham!
And sort of wobbles like Spam™!
Best description so far.
I’d say it’s more like what LoLo Ferrari did to her tits… but yeah, same degree of bizarro wackiness.
Except I find Michale Jackson’s face scarier, probably because it’s actively rotting off. The Blob at least looks like its alive. Hideously deformed and inhuman, but alive.
Why do you assume a doctor is involved? You could do that with a caulking gun and a gallon or two of aquarium sealant… NOT that I am seriously saying anyone should do anything of the sort. One of these freaks is enough. Although actually I have seen similar things before, although not to the same magnitude.
