Lindsay Lohan in trouble again. This time really serious.

[Exapno_Mapcase]

@Oakminster

The OP has the cart several miles ahead of the horse here. At the moment, the facts show only that Lohan attended the party accompanied by other people, and that some property may have been stolen during the party. There is no proof that Lohan or her entourage were involved in any theft. She did the right thing by not talking to the cops. If there’s a case to be made against her, let them make it without her assistance.

Exactly. After all the times that first reports of an incident proved to be completely inaccurate, you’d think that someone merely being in the vicinity without the slightest shred of an inkling of a particle of a connection to the actual crime might give people pause.

Sure, the guys she brought may have done it. Yes, she may have known they were crooks. Hey, maybe she twittered ahead of time that she was going to knock off Fort Knox and snort all the bullion. Right now, though, you guys got nothing and are making fools of yourselves.

[tapu]

I love Lindsay.

[lawoot]

Taking watches and sunglasses is ‘robbing him blind’?

[Simple_Linctus]

@Hampshire

I’m not rich, I don’t have a million dollar home, and I don’t have expensive jewelry…

But even I know that if I’m going to have a party and there is even a smidgen of a chance a guest I don’t personally know may arrive..
I don’t leave any sort of valuables lying around.

That’s learned in Part Throwing 101.

Erm, this says something about your acquaintances, I promise you the well-heeled don’t think like this. Maybe they do in hollywood, I dunno.

[tapu]

Uh, you wouldn’t know more than half your guests at the kind of party described.

[Typo_Negative]

It’s certainly possible that Lindsay set it up.

But if the two fellas can keep their mouths shut, there will be little chance of proving it.

But then if criminals could keep their mouths shut, there wouldn’t be nearly so many people in prison.

[Rysto]

@lawoot

Taking watches and sunglasses is ‘robbing him blind’?

Maybe they were prescription sunglasses and he’s really nearsighted?

[jz78817]

Can somebody tell me why any of you give a shit about people like her?

[Seanette]

I think maybe it’s a “watch the train wreck” sort of deal.

[tesseract]

@Simple_Linctus

Erm, this says something about your acquaintances, I promise you the well-heeled don’t think like this. Maybe they do in hollywood, I dunno.

True. I’m not well-heeled but some of my friends are and they don’t do this…they’d have to put like the whole house away, anyway…

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@aceplace57

Lindsay Lohan in trouble again. This time really serious. She’s facing serious prison time…

Nothing in the article you linked to indicates any of this.
mmm

[Farmer_Jane]

TMZ…a thing or “2”…yeah. I stopped reading.

[Musicat]

Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan? Some high-class burglar? Why are we interested in her? Why does she deserve any more exposure time than the police blotter on page 47?

[TriPolar]

@Musicat

Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan? Some high-class burglar? Why are we interested in her? Why does she deserve any more exposure time than the police blotter on page 47?

She is somewhat hot, nice rack, occasionally naked, and way fucked up. Her roller coaster ride is going to provide plenty of entertainment. Also, I think she’s in movies or something.

[tapu]

The last time Lindsay called, I wasn’t home but she left a message saying that this was really fucked up and she had nothing to do with it at all. I believe her; she’s really changed…

[muldoonthief]

@corkboard

TMZ is blocked here at work, so maybe this was answered in the article, but if the police showed up before anyone left, wouldn’t it be an easy task of searching the guests for the “missing” items? If they’re clean, they walk?

IANAL, but I’m fairly certain you can’t legally detain your guests and require them to submit to a body search before leaving. And the cops can’t do it either. They can search someone as part of an arrest (with probable cause for the arrest of course), but not just “You can’t leave this house until you consent to a body search.”

[Jophiel]

@Musicat

Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan? Some high-class burglar? Why are we interested in her? Why does she deserve any more exposure time than the police blotter on page 47?

Because her name sells page-views. As evidenced by people who enter threads about her just to complain about how much people talk about her.

[Nava]

@Biggirl

Can somebody who can read the story tell me if anyone was arrested for the theft of the expensive watches and sunglasses? Or charged? Or who is the rich all night partier? Were there any hookers and blow? 'Cuz it ain’t a real scandal without hookers and blow.

Per the article, no, no, not mentioned, not mentioned.

[Biggirl]

@Exapno_Mapcase

Sure, the guys she brought may have done it. Yes, she may have known they were crooks. Hey, maybe she twittered ahead of time that she was going to knock off Fort Knox and snort all the bullion. Right now, though, you guys got nothing and are making fools of yourselves.

Who guys? This thread guys? Nobody but the OP has accused anybody of anything. I think you mean ‘you guy got nothing and are making fool of yourself’. Only you probably mean it a bit more grammatically correct.

[Exapno_Mapcase]

My, uh, boy Perez Hilton weighs in with some thoughtful and insightful tidbits about La Lohan. Yay!! (Two exclamation points, not just one!!) And a shirtless gingery Harry pix!!