Gremlins: What’s that? A little food won’t hurt? Well, I’d better not.
What lies beneath: It must be dangerous or he wouldn’t have all these big steel doors and weird religious stuff.
What lies beneath: I know, let’s drop the sealed coffin into the sea somewhere.
What lies beneath: Go to hell, Judas!
"Tonight, on 60 Minutes, government officials are caught on camera acting in a ethical, responsible manner. "
“Oh come on, Ms. Walters - stuff happens to everyone. There’s no reason that I should cry about it.”
“Luuucy - Ah’m hooooome! And Ah’ve got an Uzi!”
“That’s a lovely housecoat, Mrs. Cleaver.” “Yes, Eddie - and I’m not wearing anything underneath it.”
Regards,
Shodan
The Doctor: Master, your time is up. Really.
The Doctor: Master, your time is up. Really. and Rani, you’re my personal bitch now.
“They’re baaaack”.
“That’s it, everyone in the car, RIGHT NOW.”
He-man: Skeletor, however evil you are, it would be wrong to kill you. But that’s nothing compared to what you’d do if you lived, so it’s glue factory time.
Notes From Underground: Here’s a prescription for Prozac, 20 mg. Take one of these every morning and call me in two weeks.
Crime and Punishment
Raskolnikov: On second thought, it probably would be wrong to kill that old woman.
A line to kill a character:
“Why yes, I DO think you’re a clown, and you DO amuse me!”
That goes for the protagonists of most of 19th-century Russian literature…I know it’s cold there in the winter, but COME ON!
Nametag: "HELLO! My name is Keyser Sose "
Buttercup: Farm boy, fetch me that water pitcher.
Westley: No. We’re gonna elope instead.
Detective Columbo: In the history of the world there have only been five perfect Las Vegas weddings. This one left them all behind…<cue Mark Knopfler music>
“What’s this? Poems? The laddie reckons himself a poet! ‘New car, caviar, four star daydream; think I’ll buy me a football team.’
…Y’know son, that’s not too bad!”
Or perhaps even-
“Of course, I’ll accept the charges. Hi honey! How’s the tour going? Wonderful! Your mother says to say hello. I sure do miss you and I love you so much and I’m planning on coming out to LA to be with you and blah blah blah…”