Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Meat Water.
Also available in Beef Stroganof, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish’n Chips, Hungarian Gulash, Italian Sausage, Peking Duck, Tandoori Chicken, Texas BBQ, Wiener Schnitzel, and Cheeseburger.
Sounds almost as yummy as I Love Lucy’s Vitameatavegamin.
Beef bouillon w/ some additives and creative marketing?
Dirty Hot Dog. Caution: bottle may contain 3% urine.
That site made me really thirsty. I needed something to wash the imagined taste out of my mouth.
Hey, Johnny, did you see the new Escargot flavor? Now you don’t have to worry about cooking the suckas after all!
I know that site is a woosh, but I still feel queasy. Blech.
:: goes to make a cup of tea ::
SHHH!!!
What, no testicles? No schlongs?
No Rocky Mountain Oyster flavor? No oyster flavor period! I like oysters 
Yea, I saw a guy in Starbucks with a bottle of this stuff. Friggin’ posers.
No Bacon Water? Pikers.