List the last ten things you paid for

In My Humble Opinion
81

Black Label? Isn’t that Scotch, not bourbon?

82

This is hard!

today…I’ve spent no money
yesterday…I didn’t spend any money
Tuesday…tank of gas, almond snickers bar and a lotto ticket
Monday…bag of nuts, dinner at T-Rex, lent $40 to a friend
Sunday…money in the offering plate at church, mushrooms & leeks at the farmer’s market, milk & wine & misc. groceries from Trader Joe’s

83

Just looked at my debit card history, and it’s pretty boring. Three doctor visits for my wife and daughter, three trips to the drugstore to pick up prescriptions from said doctor visits, $23 for dog grooming/nail trimming, the mortgage, $2 for cheap disposable bowls that my mother-in-law needed for some reason, and my wife and kid’s lunch at Rosa’s Mexican Cafe. Dull as dishwater.

It’s more fun to make up a list. Let’s see, from oldest to newest:

Rope - $5.66
Kitchen knife - $24.99
Duct tape - $3.50
Black hoodie - $14.95
Trash bags - $6.84
Shovel - $22.88
Hair dye - $10.14
Plane ticket to Mexico - $387
Spanish - English phrasebook - $12.99
Pina Colada - 39 pesos

84

ounce of crack
Hooker
more crack
duct tape
handcuffs
shovel
AA batteries
Fancy Feast variety pack
Bounce fabric softener
more crack

85

Powder coke lasts longer.

86

Note to self: get more duct tape

87

Sandwich
Dr Pepper
Tacos
Cigarettes
Dr Pepper
Gasoline
Cigarettes
Dr Pepper
Hamburger and Fries with Dr Pepper
Cigarettes

I need to quit smoking and cut out the caffeine.

88

I’ll try:

  1. diet coke .75
  2. donation to Chile
  3. eco recycled rice bag tote 4.00
  4. cell phone bill
  5. taco bell
  6. 2 Threadless.com tshirts 22$
  7. 10$ bill at a local Mexican resturant
  8. 2 diet mountain dew 2 liters
  9. Burt’s Bees lip balm
  10. package of beef hot dogs
    haha :]
89

Working backwards:
Today:
$7.00 - Holiday Station - two 12-packs of Diet Coke
$52.00 - Walgreens - Scrip for TheKid, clearance sale stuff, shampoo, cough syrup, lozenges
$9.00 - Subway - tuna on white for TheKid, subclub on wheat for me
$15.00 - Dr’s Office - co-pay for TheKid

Yesterday:
$7.00 - McDonalds - didn’t feel like making dinner
$8.00 - Parking - had to be in office

Wednesday:
$50.00 - TheKid’s school for lunch

I can’t remember what else there was. We did grocery and critter shopping Sunday, I bought cigarettes Monday…

90

No one buys politicians anymore? Senators and Congressman need money too.

91

Counting backwards…

Salad & Diet Dr. Pepper (Neighborhood cafe)
Salad & Iced tea (Neighborhood cafe, I spend too much there)
Large French fries & large Dr. Pepper (Wendy’s, Summersville, WV)
Gasoline (Chevron, Summersville, WV)
Hotel Room (Super 8, Summersville, WV)
Pasta & Salad (Bob Evans, Summersville, WV)
Large Fries & Sweet tea (McDonald’s, Rock Hill, SC)
Gasoline (Raceway, Rock Hill, SC)
Hotel Room (Microtel, Rock Hill, SC)
Gasoline (Wytheville, VA)