Chuck Norris is a big girl’s blowse.
Chuck Norris takes pity on those who seek to mock him, and merely causes them to make a spelling mistake.
A Camel? Isn’t Chuck Norris a non-smoker?
Yes, I also found that to be the most implausible part of the story.
Mr. Norris found that by offerring Camel cigarettes to Vietnamese & Cambodian civilians, it was an easy way to start a converstation. Of course, Mr. Norris speaks boths dialects proficiently and was able to extract important information without actually having to physically assault anyone,plus make a few allies…all for a smoke!
Is a converstation a tv station that only broadcasts talk shows?
Dude, you just blew my mind.
OK, OK, enough silliness. Time to get serious. Who’d win? Chuck Norris or the Boogieman? 
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face in the world. He won the world poker contest with 2 green unos, a 4 of spades, a joker, and his drink napkin.
The Boogyman scares his kids by telling them stories about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the guy who taught Bob Barker how to fend off Samoan women. Then there’s that spayed and neutered thing too.
Poor soldier. I heard that Chuck Norris actually helped dig the guy’s grave, using a top secret Dremel tool powered solely by testosterone.
He then gave a short, but powerful eulogy: “And yet, no one laughed.”
Chuck Norris just glared at the dirt until the grave dug itself.
Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris.
Although, Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris because he thinks he’s a pussy.
Did anyone see that clip online of Chuck Norris reading the Chuck Norris facts? So funny.
Actually, is there any good reason to be in general chat at all?
CITE! LINK!! I MUST HAVE THE VIDEO!!!
All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
I like to be helpful. Not that it’s always obvious help…I’ve been known to answer “Were Mankirk wif?!” with “Two lonely huts by a bridge of bone/are Mankrik’s wife’s final home”. I get back “Take me ther!”, though…
Here’s one, but there seem to be a good many of them if you search.