Are there little things you’re pretty sure someone is lying to you about, but you can’t prove it? I don’t mean big important things, but small ones that don’t really matter but bother you anyway.
I believe I’m lied to when someone tells me that not only do they not care how the toilet paper is hung, they don’t even notice how it’s hung. How can you possibly not notice when you use the bathroom more often than anyone else in the house?! I can’t prove it, but I think the toilet paper is put on wrong so often just to passive-agressively needle me. Otherwise it’d occasionally be put on right by sheer chance, wouldn’t it?
You?