For one brief moment, the Universe made perfect sense.
Great story. Thanks for sharing.
[giggle], poor, poorjjimm. Did my mispelling of “nitpick” make your eyes smart?
nitpiknitpiknitnitpicknitpicknitpicknitpicknitpicknitpicknitpicknitpiknitkpicknitpiknitpick. :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p;p:p:p:p:p;p
Thanks for that story. I love stories like that. Priceless. 
And you forgot to close your giggle tag.[/qiggle]
qiggle?
Ok, I get it, it’s short for Quick Giggle, right?
Great story, Willow_fire! We need more feisty old lasies in this world who aren’t afraid to speak their minds! Good on Mrs. Preston! 
qiggle
uh… yes, it just goes “Ha” and then stops.
[celestina wagging her finger at jjimm]
jjimm, hon, you’re not on your toes. You missed yet another misspelling that I had in my last post. [giggle] If you look closely you’ll see that in my drunken stupor I misspelled the word “mispelling.” I’m just shocked that you or no one else noticed. Now get with the program.
Oh, and as for the [giggle] tag, I never close it because I’m the Gigglemeister, and I have to keep the laughter alive. Of course, you may feel free to quiggle all you want if that makes you happy.
Willow_fire, I’ll take your word for how well you do hair, but don’t sell yourself short, hon. If the OP is any indication, you have a wonderful knack for telling stories too.
Just thought I would add a quick side note, Mrs Preston called me yesterday to say how sorry she was for making such a “fuss” infront of everyone.
I assured her that she was not the one making the fuss and that everyone thought she was a hero for standing up to to the creep like she did. I did ask her where she came up with the line “festering goats penis” She didn’t know she said she was just so shocked and mad at how he was acting that she didn’t think about what she was saying.
Well I think she was great and made sure she knew it too!