ok here is what happened:
I own and run a busy salon, and was working alone today.
I had a perm processing and color processing was wraping another perm and had 3 very nice ladys happly reading in the waiting area untill I could get to them.
when this walking intestional flu, trying to pass himself off as a man, walked in wanting a haircut. I explaine it will be around 2 hours.
He flips out…he actually YELLS “if you ain’t gonna take fucking walk ins take the fucking sign down that sayz walk ins welcome”
at this point all the ladys have lost intrest in there tabloids and are gasping and tisking as only little old ladys can…
I (as nice as I could) tried to explain i was the only one working today, and as he could see I was busy at the moment and that I could fit him in in about 2 hours but no sooner or I said he could make an appointment for another time i was pissed but had to try to look professional in front of the clients…
Nope he wanted it now…“fuck that the fucking sign says walk in welcome if you can’t fucking take walkin ins take the fucking thing down”:wally
I am trying to think how to settle this guy down without looking like a bitch to the clients when this darling little old lady (got to be 85, can’t walk with out her walker and looks as frail as tissue paper) stands up (without the walker mind you) stulks (well more like a fast shuffle;) ) over to mr irrate asshole and pokes her boney finger at his face and says “Listen you festering goats penis, she does not have time to do you now and since you have chosen to show your ass I will request she bans you from this salon now get the, as you seem to like to say, FUCK out”
The look on his face was priceless and he turned tail and left…as for the rest of us, Mrs. Preston got a standing ovation.
We helped her back to her chair, poor thing was shaking and she was all “twiddlepated” her word for worked up and said “You know I have always wanted to say the “f” word”
You got to love little old ladys!!!
P.S I gave her her set for free for coming to my rescue and he has been baned!