They clearly don’t need to.
Hey, what we do on our own time is nobody’s business! Sheesh!
You just put in different hours when you’re on the night shift.
Actually, they intend to destroy marriage and the entire concept of family by…er…marrying and raising families. I guess.
It’s because we hate fathers. Didn’t you get the memo? You’re really starting to disappoint us, Baffle. The Committee may have to cancel your subscription if you keep this up.
(sigh) I never get invited to the GOOD agendas.
You need to show more initiative. Since the Committee may be looking for a replacement soon (ahem), you might just get your time to shine.
Hermaphroditism !
Man, everyone gets all these cool agendas and conspiracies. What’s a heterosexual white male to do? We never get to have any fun. Why in the world did I sign up for this? Is it too late to change agendas?
Tell me about it! I want to lead a “hetro lifestyle” but can’t find the agenda.
The Illuminati wants YOU!
Dude, get with the program! It’s our job to supress all these agendas! We have to stand united to crush these people, grind them under our heels! We need your head in the game here, not day dreaming about how much fun it would be to have a different agenda!
Look, the bottom line is I can’t repress these nut jobs and perverts all by myself. If we don’t work together as a team, why they may actually suceed. And you know what happens then? We’ll have to do housework in the name of equality! Cleaning! Dishes! Laundry! Cooking! Good lord man, get on board.