Long time no dope

Greetings all. It has been quite awhile since I’ve been on here. Getting married tends to take up one’s time. I would to know of any interesting things that have gone on here SDMB since I’ve been away, about 3 months. I am well aware that the archives are fully functional, and I will read them. I think it would be much more entertaining to start a thread. This way I can scan through the archives and read the interesting things that you have all pointed out. I don’t want details. Tell me what threads to look for or what dopers to read lately. I don’t want to know about anyone being banned and the like. If there us a good thread of blatant idiocy, please share.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm… Satan got banned, but that was awhile ago.

Eve stopped posting.

I don’t know, there’s more but I can’t remember.

Well thats not exactly what I was after but it will have to do. Thank you. Anyone else want to tell of new things?