I know I’ve said it a lot on these boards, but here goes.
My sisters and most of my cousins on my mom’s side were born in the 1950s and early 1960s. Their kids were mostly born in the late '70s and the '80s. I had the shitass luck to be born in 1970, in the valley between these two spikes. Then on my dad’s side, they were a lot less prolific. I had one cousin who was about five years older, and a quasi-cousin (honorary, not blood), and for a brief time, my uncle’s stepdaughters. And that, besides my sister’s kids, who naturally were six and eight years younger than me, was literally it for anyone under 21 on that side.
I can give a few examples of how much fun this was:
- Age 4, give or take. At maternal grandma’s apartment. Gma, Mom and Aunt C are at the table in her kitchenette. I’m in the attached living room, and suddenly wonder, why am I over here all by myself? Try to pull the kiddie chair up to the table.
Aunt C lunges up from the table, bends down and bellows in my face, “You are not gonna sit here, SISTER!” I don’t quite remember what happened after that. But I’m fairly certain it did not involve my mom defending me. She told me years later that she tried to “stay out of” that kind of thing, even if she didn’t agree with the other adult, or thought they were unreasonable. It was more important that she avoid giving the impression that she was spoiling me.
- New Year’s Eve at cousins’ house; I’m twelve, the next youngest is fifteen, and the others are all over eighteen, at least one a lot over. My house has not been a fun place to be lately; both my parents are overworked, and their marriage is falling apart. I didn’t expect a ton of gifts from them, or even more than one, but they could have done something besides that. Dinner, watching the TV specials, or just leaving aside the brooding and grumbling for a few hours.
So being at my cousins’ house is like a transfusion. For a few hours, we hang out, eat junk food, watch Times Square and tell jokes. I notice that their tree is still up and there are packages under it, but they could be empty boxes for decoration. If I even thought about it that much. I was basking in family togetherness; I’d forgotten what it was like even in a three-person household, and a large family is what I’ve always longed for. Then my mom, Aunt J and Uncle P come home from their dinner out. Uncle P goes to the tree and starts handing out presents.
Immediately, it was like a force field came down between me and them. And the first thing I tell myself is that I don’t have to be told that there’s nothing under there for me, although I was thinking of it in terms of, I didn’t bring anything for them, so why would they have something for me? And I was so virtuous back then, I thought it was up to me to prove that I didn’t mind, by oohing and aahing over each reveal.
Except no one’s acknowledging my comments. No one answers when I ask, politely, “Why are you opening presents on NYE?*” No one seems to know that I’m here at all. Not even my mom, slouching on a dining room chair sipping her vodka.
So I get up and stumble to the basement and sit on the steps crying. And crying. And crying. No, not because I’m not getting a present. Because I’m not getting a family. My nuclear family is a lost cause. And although since childhood I’ve thought of Aunt J’s family as kind of a second family of mine, I can see now that that’s how I wanted it to be, not how it actually was. I don’t fit in anywhere. And my mom is probably out there apologizing for my being such a spoiled brat who can’t handle not getting a present. Which is probably how it would look to anyone; how could anyone understand that people, not things, are what I want? It’s easier to say “Ignore her; she’s spoiled,” than “Give her a chance; she’s lonely.” (Okay, I didn’t think all that in so many words at that time. But IIRC, that was the gist of what I felt.)
Then, just as I’m winding down, the door opens halfway, and the 15 y/o holds out, thrusts at me actually, a wrapped package. “Oh, thank y—” Door closes. Uh…really? I open the thing. Generic stationery, very much the kind of thing one might find while rummaging through drawers and closets in search of something that could conceivably be a gift. Which still wouldn’t have been a problem, if someone had said “C’mon up; we have something for you.” Or even, “We’re sorry; we didn’t know you were coming. But we’re glad you’re here.” And I just realized something worse: accepting it played right into their hands. “See – wave a shiny object at her, and watch how fast she shuts up and grabs for it.”
- And I was going to talk about the Akron visit when I was 11 and the wedding of one of the cousins from the Christmas anecdote when I was 18, but I think that’s enough for now.
*Duh: except for the youngest boy, they were all in college or living on their own, so NYE was more practical than Christmas Day.