MPSIMS
An apology
It’s my birthday today!
Earlier in Cafe Society:
Who is Anakin’s father?
Roman Polanski
slap
MPSIMS
**Guys - Want To Know What Really Turns Women On?
National Tragedy in Canada.**
I knew It!
**21st Century Slingshot
An End to Helicopters?
Please clean up your dog’s poo
Outdoor family time
10 days straight! I need a vacation
Mama, I love you…BUT STAY HOME
Guys want to know what really turns women on?
Drinking Alone on Friday Evening
Guys want to know what really turns women on?
Occupational ADD
Guys want to know what really turns women on?
Smores**
**Microphone trouble [computer related]
Where can I buy those large lollipops?**
“The mic’s not working! We need another one!”
“Think anyone will notice if we just use…?”
So who is Anakin’s father?
The Fabulous Disappearing Dr. Crusher
MPSIMS:
Why is it that…
Guys… Want to know what really turns women on?
It’s called the penis.
MPSIMS:
I hate waking up to gunfire.
An apology
Sorry about the attempted sniping… (yeah, I know, neither post contains light material)
MPSIMS:
I came to work without my pants
Great Company Slogans
Only one name to call on- Levis!
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So go figure… I’m gay.
I got engaged!
Congrats for living in Massachusetts.
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Rise of the Machines: Robots With Human Brains
Consequences of Using the Ideal Stock Filter?
Wow… James Cameron never saw that as the gateway to the robot apocalypse…
It is possible to actually put more than one pair of threads in a single post, you do realize?
Just sayin’…
Grenade lobbed at Bush?
Go me! (the bragging thread)
OMG! You’ve got cajones!
Yeah, I know, I don’t know why I did it this way. Maybe I was afraid of someone stealing my jokes in real time. Dunno.
By the way, you’re not… well, I don’t know you. 
MPSIMS:
**Explain this pain.
Ouch, dammit! **
Latin for “lesser citizen”?
Homo Genes
Are you a klutz, too?
– Succubus
Please clean up your dog’s poop
– Incubus
Lately, we’ve been having a spat of sequential threads that are funny for the poster’s names as much as for the titles themselves.
Cafe Society:
No “American Dad” thread? (spoilers)
American Dad
Things you just don’t get.
Who else is totally STOKED for Star Wars?
My favorite was:
Baby Rabbits
carnivorousplant