Look out motherfuckers, I'm grabbing a rifle and climbing a tower!

[corkboard]

I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh.

And this:

I could fucking kill you. You are the worst of the bunch because you destroy lives.

:dubious:

[Mellivora_capensis]

@Euthanasiast

… or watch with burning hatred while you yank it to manga pix on your cell phone. …

…He’d certainly not even dare to cast the beam toward the gang initiation golden shower taking place in the front row…

Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.

[Wile_E]

@Mellivora capensis

Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.

It means you really don’t want to go to that movie theater.

[Omegaman]

Is this about a woman?

[Zebra]

This is destined to be a classic.

[eleanorigby]

@Mellivora capensis

Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.

White suburban soccer mom here to explain*:

“yanking it to manga”–person appears to be masturbating to comic/graphic art images on his cell phone. Google Manga porn and stand back. (NSFW)
“golden showers”–usually a sexual practice involving peeing on the partner**, but for gang initiation, I suppose it means public urination.

• I speak jive, too.

**whether this provides pleasure for the pee-er or the pee-upon (or both) is unknown to me. I’d like it to stay that way.

[BaneSidhe]

I bow to your creative use of obscenities.

[Bobotheoptimist]

@Jophiel

Good point. Sit in a well and fire your rifle from there. No one looks down when they hear a gunshot.

But watch out for the golden shower gang initiations when you’re down there. Not good for the rifle, let me assure you!

[Iggins]

@McNew

I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh.

And this: :dubious:

Seconded.

[Dung_Beetle]

@McNew

I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh.

And this: :dubious:

Don’t…you’re just going to make him angry! covers eyes

[buttonjockey308]

[wild applause]BRAVA! MORE! MORE! BRAVA![/wa]

[Dante]

@McNew

And this:

I could fucking kill you. You are the worst of the bunch because you destroy lives.

 :dubious:

Never heard of a fatal car accident caused by some sphincter not paying due attention?

[TroubleAgain]

@Wile E

You had me at the title and user name combo.

You noticed that, too, huh?

[Troy_McClure_SF]

Did someone make you play second base?

[corkboard]

@Dante

Never heard of a fatal car accident caused by some sphincter not paying due attention?

Of course I have. My :dubious: was a reaction to the OP’s wish to kill the people who cause death. Yeah, that’ll teach 'em a lesson.

[What_Exit]

So have there been any news reports out of St. Simons Island, Ga? Did anyone alert the local police down there? Should we?

Euthanasiast, any updates? Did this pit thread help?

@Troy McClure SF

Did someone make you play second base?

I don’t get this reference, could someone fill me in?

Jim

[Dante]

@McNew

Of course I have. My :dubious: was a reaction to the OP’s wish to kill the people who cause death. Yeah, that’ll teach 'em a lesson.

I’d say better them than someone who is innocently going about their day (and paying attention to their driving). But then the OP does state “every.fuck.one of you.” Hmmmm, it’s a conundrum.

And I did totally miss the irony.

[TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW]

I could kiss you on the mouth. I love how the concession girl comes back later - it’s like a Robert Altman movie!

[Kythereia]

Euthanasiast, I sincerely, deeply, truly hope that I have never and will never, ever, ever piss you off in the course of our respective lifetimes.

[MrSquishy]

Excellent post.

What’s the deal with the golden shower thing, though? You seem to be pretty [post=8940729]worked up[/post] about it…