I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh.
And this:
:dubious:
[QUOTE=Euthanasiast]
… or watch with burning hatred while you yank it to manga pix on your cell phone. …
…He’d certainly not even dare to cast the beam toward the gang initiation golden shower taking place in the front row…
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Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.
[QUOTE=Mellivora capensis]
Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.
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It means you really don’t want to go to that movie theater.
Is this about a woman?
This is destined to be a classic.
[QUOTE=Mellivora capensis]
Could someone please explain these bits to me? I have a suspicion, but I’m hoping I’m wrong.
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White suburban soccer mom here to explain*:
“yanking it to manga”–person appears to be masturbating to comic/graphic art images on his cell phone. Google Manga porn and stand back. (NSFW)
“golden showers”–usually a sexual practice involving peeing on the partner**, but for gang initiation, I suppose it means public urination.
- I speak jive, too.
**whether this provides pleasure for the pee-er or the pee-upon (or both) is unknown to me. I’d like it to stay that way.
I bow to your creative use of obscenities.
[QUOTE=Jophiel]
Good point. Sit in a well and fire your rifle from there. No one looks down when they hear a gunshot.
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But watch out for the golden shower gang initiations when you’re down there. Not good for the rifle, let me assure you!
[QUOTE=McNew]
I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh.
And this: :dubious:
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Seconded.
[QUOTE=McNew]
I didn’t get as much anger and vitriol from this as I did look-at-how-creative-I-can-be. Eh.
And this: :dubious:
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Don’t…you’re just going to make him angry! covers eyes
[wild applause]BRAVA! MORE! MORE! BRAVA![/wa]
[QUOTE=McNew]
And this:
:dubious:
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Never heard of a fatal car accident caused by some sphincter not paying due attention?
[QUOTE=Wile E]
You had me at the title and user name combo.
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You noticed that, too, huh?
Did someone make you play second base?
[QUOTE=Dante]
Never heard of a fatal car accident caused by some sphincter not paying due attention?
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Of course I have. My :dubious: was a reaction to the OP’s wish to kill the people who cause death. Yeah, that’ll teach 'em a lesson.
So have there been any news reports out of St. Simons Island, Ga? Did anyone alert the local police down there? Should we?
Euthanasiast, any updates? Did this pit thread help?
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]
Did someone make you play second base?
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I don’t get this reference, could someone fill me in?
Jim
[QUOTE=McNew]
Of course I have. My :dubious: was a reaction to the OP’s wish to kill the people who cause death. Yeah, that’ll teach 'em a lesson.
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I’d say better them than someone who is innocently going about their day (and paying attention to their driving). But then the OP does state “every.fuck.one of you.” Hmmmm, it’s a conundrum.
And I did totally miss the irony.
I could kiss you on the mouth. I love how the concession girl comes back later - it’s like a Robert Altman movie!
Euthanasiast, I sincerely, deeply, truly hope that I have never and will never, ever, ever piss you off in the course of our respective lifetimes.
Excellent post.
What’s the deal with the golden shower thing, though? You seem to be pretty [post=8940729]worked up[/post] about it…