eh.
The ratio of vitriol to level of the offenses seems out of balance.
Too full of sound and fury, signifying… well, not quite nothing, but almost nothing.
…almost like a Dennis Miller rant.
A pre or post 9/11 rant?
I rather enjoyed the Pre-9/11 rants. The Op seems closer to that level of rant than the new version of Dennis Miller.
YMMV
Euthanasiast, is there any space left for me in that tower?
I don’t know a rifle from a slingshot; can I bring some water-filled balloons instead? I can fill’em with pee if that’s better.
I am having a crappy day; I could use killing somebody. Or at least make them stink.
This is a great pitting. I was hoping to hear what you were going to do to the neighbor’s dog and or the neighbor.
Wow. That’s cruel even for the pit.
:eek:
and all this time I thought Euthanasiast was a misspelling of enthusiastic. 
Wait, that was a compliment. I am saying he is not terrible like the new version of Dennis Miller.
Jim (I don’t want him shooting at me after all)
This is great! Love it.
Classic
This was my favorite line as well.
If you’re not writing a column somewhere, you oughta. This was Rage Comedy Gold.
Great vitriol and anger, but low-key offenses. 10 for pure emotion, 10 for good rhetoric and funny imagery, maybe 5 for righteousness of anger.
Oh sorry, I misread. I thought you were saying he was as terrible as the new version of Dennis Miller but now I see you meant he was as terrible as the old version. The latter being less cruel than the former.
Euthanasiast in the pit is a required read for me like Scylla posting elsewhere.
As I suspected. Holy crap! People do this in movie theaters?
Admittedly, I haven’t actually witnessed it, I was just drawing an inevitable conclusion based on the downward sloping curve of civility. You should start seeing it within the next couple of years or so, given the current data trends. 
Hey Euth!I dont want to intrude or anything but my training tells me your upset about something ,Hey,Hey?
Its like a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how you keep from going under?
As a Trainee counsellor I’d advise multiple weapons ,plenty of ammo,body armor and clothing to blend in with your background NOT DPM ,a radio tuned to the local news station and whatever vantage point you choose to vouchsafe your protest against the unfairness of life make many small and random holes in the brickwork to use your instrument of expression to keep the poor bastards who would much rather be at home with their families but who are going to kill you, guessing .
Or better yet try other approaches .
But I have to say it I would love to kill the cunts your on about myself.
Wow. That rivals the so-called Ultimate Flame Error
Proficient cell phone use by women fooled me, for quite a while, into thinking they had all overnight become Agent 86’s. Teenage girls are the most impressive. Witnessing their extremely skillful manipulation of a not uncomplicated electronic device, I made that Hasty Generalization. It’s the fallacy of generalizing from an isolated case. They are universally skillful – with that one thing.
A running gag on Get Smart was Barbara Feldon making short work of efficiently operating some spy gadget with which Max had only just been fumbling and experiencing endless difficulties. She then returns it to him and, after listening patiently to his lame excuses, says, “Oohh Max.” That was the real Barbara Feldon, I always felt.
Good line, Euthanasiast
Yeah, “pickled hag” is going right up there with my other phrases used to keep from cursing. It sounds just obscene enough.
It’s like the Pit version of a haute coture runway show–certainly not an everyday, practical sort of vitriol, but rather a master of the craft taking form and style to the next level.
All I know is it left me feeling like a nursing home patient, 'cause I’ve got tears in my eyes and pee in my pants.
Oh, now. That’s just going too far.