Falafel Barf-Face
That’s not at all flattering.
Hmm, Sqeezit Lizardfanny. The squeezin’ fanny part is ok, but lizardfanny? I dunno about that! 
LOL…
Gidget Rhinochunks 
Crusty Toiletnose, scrabbling out of the john, skittering down the hall and reporting for duty.
We did this on another web site. I was so tempted to present it here, but I was afraid you all would think I was nuts! Good deal, Edwardina!
Poopsie Wafflefanny present and accounted for, Sir!
Lumbly Bubblebrains, nice to meet you. For some reason, I think it fits me.
That’s Ms. Snotty Wafflebrain to you. Sniff!
Hey, monster104, I’m Gidget Bananachunks too!
I guess I’d better be Gidget Bananachunks II, or if I go with my user name, Chim-chim Toilet-gorilla.
Nope, think I’ll stick with the first one! 
Zsa-zsa Hamsterbrain.
Oh, the shame.
Pinky Hamsterchunks it seems is related to Mully.
Poopsie BarfTush bows deeply before you all
(perhaps not THAT deeply, come to think of it)
Flunky Pizzashorts here to do your bidding.
Stinky Gizzardshorts…
I rhyme!!!
Regards,
Falafel Wafflefanny
Pinky Bananafanny
Poopsie Pizzabuns, MrCynical’s demented half-brother, at your service.
been there…done that, started the thread
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24211
Booger Gigglebrains here.
Flunky Pizzafanny. It’s like they know me!