You lucky bastard.
The weird thing is that she’s totally non-ticklish. I’ve tried feet, upper arms, the neck, the tummy…she just stares at me and says she’s not ticklish.
But I grab a boob and suddenly it’s the deli scene from When Harry Met Sally.
That’s actually a really good idea. Ok, my experience with Ecstasy consists of an episode of Family Guy where Peter took some and was writhing all over the floor in, well, ecstacy, but it was like the OP describes his GF.
Heh. Glad to see I’m not the only twisted person on the boards.
Grossbottom, dude, work with this. I’ve always wanted to make a girl come so hard she passes out, you’ve got a girl you could conceivably do this with. Drive her crazy. Annoy your neighbors. Make passers-by think you’re murdering some chick.
My current SO gets ticklish easily. Depending on the moment, her mood, the phases of the moon, or the gods only know what, she can’t stand to have me touch her in certain places. Sometimes it’s her sides, sometimes her arms, wherever it is, it interferes with foreplay. I like touching all over and it sucks when she squirms and says, “Please don’t touch my [random body part], I’m ticklish there right now.”
I’d gladly trade the inexplicable ticklishness for near-spontaneous gushing orgasms.
I think it might just be that you’re not used to it, and it’s a bit off-putting to you. I’ll bet that if you get into it, readjust your bedroom goals, and set yourself some new challenges, you’d find it appealing enough to get off on. I know I would.
As an explanation, or as a remedy?
My wife and I have challenges at times, to see just how many she can have in a row. Our record is 8.
I am insanely jealous.
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I want to second Vesper and Anastaseon on this. Talk to her. And just to cover all corners: Are you reeeeeeeeeeally sure these are all orgasms? As in, she knows what they are and is also not embellishing?
Nah, we’ve already done the drugs conversation, if she was into X she’d have said so. I hope. I’ll ask her next time for our clinical benefit, I’m curious myself.
Maybe so. I admit to feeling, I dunno, wasted? Years and years of practice wasted on a girl who can get off by having her jeans unbuttoned. I know it’s ridiculous but I feel like I should find someone more in need of my skills. :o
Yeah, pretty sure. She’s actually a little embarrassed about them, bless her heart. When they take hold she humps away at anything in range, starts sweating, clawing, etc. She has afterglow and everything after each one. I asked her a few times if she had just come (because I couldn’t believe it either), and each time the answer was a yes, so there we go.
Man just think how bad things would be if you didn’t have such a skanky ass! 