Lord of the Pants

Cafe Society
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You may triumph on the fields of Pelennor for a day, but against the Pants that have now arisen, there is no victory.

‘I wished to be loved by another,’ Eowyn answered. ‘But I desire no man’s pants.’

‘Gimli, Gloin’s son, have you your pants ready?’
‘Nay, lord,’ said Gimli, ‘but I can speedily fetch them, if there be need.’

‘You would not give pants to a beggar, would you?’
‘I would, if I had any,’ said Frodo.

‘I don’t hold with wearing pants, whether they wear well or no.’

‘If I had known all the mischief he had caused, I should have stuffed my pants down Saruman’s throat.’

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Oh dangit, I just realized that last one could be far better.

‘If I had known all the mischief he had caused, I should have stuffed my pouch down Saruman’s pants.’

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[Hijack To Star Trek The Voyage Home]
Scotty to Kirk

[/Hijack to Star Trek the Voyage Home ]

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Another variant:
Do not meddle in the pants of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.

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Galadriel prologue narration= The Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master pants to rule all others.
=…for none now live who remember pants.

Haldir=The dwarf breathes so loud we could’ve pantsed him in the dark.

Galadriel=…stray but a little and you will pants to the ruin of all.

(Special-extended)
Pippin=…a mug of beer inside these pants!

Bilbo=Frodo, someone at the pants!

Saruman=The pants of Saruman are not cast aside so easily.

Sam=Pants make me sad.

Butterbur=Always happy to cater to the pants people…

Merry=What do they pants when they can’t get hobbit?

Boromir=This will be the death of the pants!

Legolas=Why doesn’t pants surprise me?

Sam=Have you run out of those nice shiny pants?

(Two Towers)
Eomer=What pants do an elf, a man and a dwarf wear in the Riddermark?

Gimli=One of their wee pants.

Treebeard=Never heard of pants before…
=Our pants are with Isengard tonight!

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Gimli: Pants pants pants pants. Pants pants pants. Pants pants pants pants pants pants pants.

Aragorn: Pants! Pants pants pants pants pants pants pants.

End Table: Pants pants pants pants pants. Pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants pants?

Frodo: PAAAAAANTS!!!

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I don’t know what to do: get upset that you clearly dissed my thread, or laugh at your addition of “End Table” as a character.

Methinks I shalst laugh. End Table…::giggle::

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Oh, god . . .

Can’t breathe . . . laughing too hard . . .

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And then there is the obvious:

  1. Fellowship of the Pants

  2. The Two Trousers

  3. The Return of the Pants

:smiley:

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Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud we could’ve shot him in the PANTS.

Theoden: Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And the red PANTS!

Grima: How can fire undo PANTS…

Faramir: The fight will come to PANTS on both fronts.

Sam: What’s that horrid stink? I’ll warrant there’s a nasty PANTS nearby!

Eomer: The orcs are PANTSing freely across our lands.

Gimli: Keep PANTSing. That’s the key.

Baglor: We ain’t had nothin’ but maggoty PANTS for three stinkin’ days!

Grishnakh: What about their PANTS? They don’t need those.

Gollum: No, you can’t PANTS them.

Gimli: You’ll find more PANTS in a graveyard.

might already be done but I love Grima: I told you to take the wizard’s PANTS!

Theoden: When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn was king of PANTS.

Gollum: You don’t have any PANTS. Nobody likes you.

Aragorn: It is an army bred for one purpose: to PANTS the world of men.

Legolas: They’re frightened. I can see it in their PANTS.

Sam: It’s me. It’s your PANTS. Don’t you know your PANTS?

chuckling and guffawing

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“I gave you the chance to aid me willingly, but you have chosen the Pants of Pain!”~Saruman

"At that moment there was a knock on the door, and Same came in. He ran to Frodo and took his pants, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away.

Hullo, Sam! said Frodo."

And then late in the afternoon in the third day of their moot, the Ents pants blew up. It was amazing."

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I frequent a LOTR site (Council of Elrond. Anyone know me? I’m Gilrandir.) and this has been done to death, but still, I can’t help but react this way every damn time…

“Snicker chortle giggle snort snort BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” Pounds the desk with a fist, laughing until her sides hurt

A little Elvish… Though I simply cannot compare to Quadgop the Mercotan. He’s my idol. :slight_smile:

“Ash PANTS durbatuluk, ash PANTS gimbatul, ash PANTS thrakutuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!”
One PANTS to rule them all, one PANTS to find them, one PANTS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!

Elrond: Tangado haid! Leithio i PANTS! (Translation: Hold your positions! Fire the PANTS!)

[siz=1]Okay, I confess, I had to look at the movie transcripts to spell that last one right.[/size]

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I will preview before I post. I will preview before I post. I will preview before I post. Write a hundred times on the blackboard. I will preview before I post.

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…

You are my hero.

::bows::