Lost: Dr. Jack hosts orgies

OK, maybe not orgies, but he throws a hell of a cast party. (Skip to the last 2 or 3 paragraphs.)

Okay, who wants to crash a party with me?

Well you all realize that both Hurley and Artz could show up.

Shudder…

Yes, but shannon, claire, kate, sawyer, charlie, sun, and jin could show up as well. I’d show up, hurley or not.

I read that myself. Do you think he has any takers?

And if so, do they do the full monty or do they wear underwear.

(He came off as creepy in that article!)

I saw that. Although I wouldn’t mind watching most of the cast get naked, I don’t think I’d be joining in.

“There are no small parts, only small actors…”
Jack looks over at another male actor on the show by the pool.
“Well, I guess there are some actors with small parts…”