Lost: If Sayid were written properly

So, my biggest problem with Lost is the tokenism of Sayid. He is their nod to multiculturalism, but has very little relevance in terms of the actual plot. He is never used effectively. So many of the things that occurred would not have occurred if Sayid were to actually use his skills as a soldier.

Here is the main example that I have. This is from Episode 2, a small little change that would have impacted the plot dramatically. This is something that a soldier from the desert would NEVER, EVER, EVER, have let happen.

They built a cistern that was about 2 feet by four feet to collect rainwater. It was about 8 inches deep. This seems practical right? WRONG!!! The reason it was wrong is that the tarp they used was at least 12 feet from side to side, if not a 20 foot tarp. So what that means is they folded up the excess. Now, I don’t know about you, but if I were trapped on a tropical island, I would use all of my supplies to the maximum of their ability. So, tarps which are limited need to be utilized as effectively as possible. Now, again, you may think this is not very relevant, but I disagree. I grew up in the desert and have an innate sense of water conservation, even though I don’t usually act on it due to lack of necessity. I think that Sayid the ARAB SOLDIER probably would share my view on this topic.

Back to the tarp. Now, a little cistern like they built is ineffective for two reasons.

  1. It did not maximize surface area
  2. It did not maximize volume

Now, the way it was built actually required more work than the most effective way of building it. As I said, tarps are limited, but ropes are not. They have a plane full of wires. Instead of building this fancy little prop stand to hold the tarp up, they just could have strung it between some trees. The water running off of the palm leaves would roll right into the tarp and sag in the middle, giving them more gallons than they would have had otherwise. Leaving one side to sag so that excess runs off would make sure that the weight of the water never exceeds the tensile strength of the tarp in a heavy rain.

This leads us to another big problem. Almost the entire plot of the first season revolved around the water problem. If they had used their tarp effectively in the first place, they wouldn’t have moved up to the cave, there would have been no cave in, no split in the group etc…

This is just the first egregious misuse of Sayid as a character and it determined the whole course of the show. If you don’t like this example, we can talk about Sayid’s potential rational discussion with Jack where he explains that he’s not James T. Kirk and Mission critical personal are not for the away team. Or we can talk about how it would have been harder to kidnap people if Sayid had organized a fighting force out of able people, like Sawyer, Kate, Locke, Charlie and many of the extras who didn’t appear until Season 2. He could have organized some operational security.

Instead we have Sayid, be a good little Arab and shoot that branch above our enemy’s head dramatically, or Sayid be a good little Arab and fix this radio/helicopter whatever.

Sayid’s by far the smartest character on the show. Not only does he have a bunch of practical skills the others lack, but he’s the pretty much the only one on the island to show any kind of curiosity over what the hell is going on around him. More immediate concerns have always intervened before he gets very far, but he’s pretty much the only one that will not take “it’s complicated” for an answer. I only wish he, and not Jack, was the acknowledged leader of the anti-Locke faction.

You’re basically complaining that they’ve gotten the details of wilderness survival wrong. Okay, but that’s not a problem with the characterization of Sayid. Survivalist Locke and military brat Kate also have mad outdoors skills and could have caught it. So what? This isn’t Survivorman. It isn’t even Cast Away. Fans watch it for the supernatural mystery, and the producers seem to be in it for the character drama. Survival concerns might make for an occasional plot point, but it’s never been the focus of the show. They obviously don’t care enough to get it right. To be fair, neither do most of the viewers.

I love how no matter what hardware he is confronted with, Sayid always knows its inner workings. Got a 30 year old computer that needs fixing? He’s on it. Walkie talkie busted? Sayid’s your man. Could you set up a portable radar for my boat? Of course! Any chance that helicopter still runs? Ask Sayid! Apparently he had the most robust electrical engineering education in history.

Once you had an idea of how much rainfall to expect in a day, you could calculate the optimal dimensions for your cistern, but I think that evaporation would be a pretty big issue (you would probably need to halve the tarp to make a lid), as would be simple things like making it deep enough to be able to dish out water and correct for placing it on an uneven surface.

Problem is, unless you’re in Kauai and can pretty well guarantee a set amount of rainfall every day, you’re always going to risk drought. You’re far better off to find a stream.

Now, what was stupid was setting up camp on the beach somewhere where one of the island’s creeks wasn’t emptying into the ocean. If you did that, you’ve solved both the issue of wanting to be out where you are in plain sight, plus having a ready source of fresh water.

With bears and other beasts in the woods, they should also have built a barricade around their campsite.

You don’t need to be a soldier to think up obvious stuff. You just have to be not in a TV show.

It was pretty clear that it was tropical. Also, they had lots of water bottles. I was assuming they’d be bottling water pretty regularly. Beyond that, if an actual drought ever became a problem then they could go looking for water, or setup a still for salt water. Regardless they could’ve done a much better job with initial water collection, not causing a water crisis within the first week on the island being that it monsooned within that time.

Finding a stream and splitting the camp to live by it are two seperate issues.

That’s a good point as well. Something Sayid should have thought of.

With bears and other beasts in the woods, they should also have built a barricade around their campsite.

Clearly, as I am not a soldier. I just wish the writers were not as stupid as they were. They should’ve had a survivalist consultant on the set.

Exactly homeboy is Mohamguyver, he should’ve been on the ball with a lot more stuff.

Yeah, Sayid is the man. I can’t stand Jack. Locke is the irrational mystic, so why is the leader of the rationalist side, a guy who can’t control his emotions?

As I said, a show about surviving on an island should have had a consultant for survivalist issues. I think the show would be much better if they paid more attention to detail. Also, the show would be much better if Sayid were a more prominent character rather than the cast of the Real World that seems to be running things.

He’s their “nod” to multiculturalism? Huh? I haven’t watched the show since the second season, but last I checked, they had two Koreans, four blacks, and two hispanics as major or recurring characters. That’s a hell of a lot of nodding, even before you throw the Arab guy into the mix.

Plenty of nodding, but he’s the only second stringer besides Hurley that is not white. Ethnics get killed like Michelle Rodriguez and Eko. Or they are third string like Jin and his wife, who I can’t remember her name right now. Since Michael left and all. Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Locke, Charlie, Ben, Juliet, all white. Sayid and Michael are the only ethnic characters who are movers of the plot on a sustained basis. Michael of course is gone now and with him went the prominence of Jin and his wife.

I haven’t been watching Lost since the beginning, but my roommate has, and I’ve caught both episodes this season, plus a few from last season.

It seems to me that if you play the “so-and-so would have acted differently in real life, and wouldn’t have done that obviously dumb thing,” then you’d have no show. I enjoy Lost, but that’s the one big failing. I have a hard time getting into it whenever I see something totally ridiculous. “I have information for you!!!” “Ok, well, we’ll get that information later, after we’ve had time to have someone else get killed and punch you around a little!!!”

Or, the way the leader of the Others seems to be able with a few words to get the best or worst out of every single character.

Lost is a great show, as long as you keep the expectations of normal human interaction and decision-making at bay.

The show’s not about surviving on an island. It’s about a mysterious supernatural island that acts as a crucible for the personal issues of the people on it. Actual problems of survival are in line behind dodging polar bears, monsters made entirely of smoke, beating up that lying dude that killed all those hippies, and the daddy issues those things bring to mind.

I mean, how long has it been since anyone’s actually worried about finding food, shelter or water?

You know what made me drop my box of Triscuits? During the latest episode when Sayid:

hops in the helicopter, takes a quick glance and pronounces, “there’s some damage, but it’ll fly.” What the hell, he’s a helicopter expert now too?

He’s basically Spock. A plot device, who gets less screen time.

Dead people on the island;

a whole bunch of Others (I can only recall 1 non-white amonst their dead)
Shanon
her brother whats-his-name
Libby
Ana-Lucia
Ethan
Eko
Charlie
Arnst
Nikki
Paolo

It seems like blonde white women have a higher death rate than anyone else on the island.

Sayid as the group’s MacGyver. Well, they had to have one, right?

Yeah well MacGyver was the star of his show, not a whinier version of George Clooney from ER.

The people driving the plot, making the decisions as it were, are all white.

Except for Sayid, Sun and Jin. The latter two have much of their dialog (and almost all of their flashbacks) in Korean with subtitles, which makes them the most ethnic ethnics on mainstream American TV. Hurley of course, is much more passive a character, but he’s also a fan favorite and pretty much serve as a Greek chorus and point of identification for the audience, so he’s still very important to the show.

Yes, yes, they aren’t as important as Jack. But I’d hold them against any other character. Last season skewed things a bit by separating out Jack Kate and Sawyer for so long, and diluting the cast even further with Ben, Juliet and the other Others, but when it came back to the remaining survivors, the castaways of color held their own.

Which has nothing to do with my reply.

This does however; Ana-Lucia was a major mover of the plot in S2, and Kim/Sun have consistently IMO been at the center of events.

Alright, alright I’m convinced. It was just a cheap shot that I used to express my displeasure that Sayid isn’t a more prominent actor than he is anyway.

It’s hard to write a character for this show that is intelligent but whose motives are staight forward. It’s easier if they obviously have unclear motives, like Ben or Locke, or are just very stupid, like Jack.

Don’t knock Sayid. Other than Hurley, he’s my favorite character on the show. Other than his taste in stuck up white girls, he’s totally badass!!!

I prefer Sayid over Jack too. But I also find it quite natural that the all-American doctor with a neurotic need to save everyone takes leadership over the former Iraqi torturer wracked by guilt over the things he’s done. Even if the latter would be the more able leader.