[shat] shat on
[/shat] shat off
alt-132? No, wait, that’s an umlaut.
I don’t know.
Great. Now I’m singing that to the tune of the ‘clap on/clap off’ ads.
Shat on!
Shat off!
Shat on, shat off!
(Clap Off: The newest treatment for gonorrhea!)
I used to see those advertised on the Tee Vee. They were called “The Crapper” or something, right?
“I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE.” - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed
[sub]Man, this site is the gift that keeps on giving.[/sub]
Damn you, Derleth.
That would be “too much” and “initial.”
That link was hilarious, HSHP 
Everybody sing along!
“Let’s go ouuuuuut… in a blaze of Glooooooory…”
But not so much a blaze, as a puddle. And not really Glory either…
Oh, nevermind.
I am shocked…schocked, mind you, to see our dear OP banned. Why, he was just the epitome of grace and good breeding. Whatever shall we do without him?
The party’s over, folks. I’m locking this thread. Oh, and banning rewindforward, too.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope