We were playing a little game at work today. Joe Cocker came on singing “You are so Beautiful” and I sang
“You are so adequate” and “You are so acceptable”
and called it love songs for people who have lowered their standards.
Then the guys pitched in and we got
“And I.e-I will always …like you”
" You make me so…semi happy. It’s okay you came into my life"
“You’re the one that I got,…ooo ooo ooo honey”
I thought you clever dopers might like to play.