I just remembered two oldies: “Hang on Sloopy” and “Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes):”
She ain’t got no money
Her clothes are kinda funny
Her hair is sorta wild and free
Oh, but love grows
Where my Rosemary goes…
Goodness gracious! small clumps of warmth
“Wanting, needing, waiting for you to justify my love
Hoping, praying for you to justify my love”
Or just return my damn email!
Madonna.
Poor fellow.
I think Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie’s Much Better Than I Am was basically written for this thread.
If somebody could set this comic strip to music, it would qualify.
That was definitely worth a snort of laughter.
First attempt (note that this is more over than just “in like”. I’ll work on a better one, but first I must apologize to Mariah.
Oh take your leave of me now,
Won’t create an empty space
Please leave nothing left here to remind me,
just some old torn panty lace
Oh take your leave of me now,
You can’t be hard to replace
And you coming back to me is against the gods
and that’s why I’ve bought some mace
Now with apologies to Christina Aguilera.
Plenty other men, can stand up next to you
Plenty other men on the planet, I’d love to screw
You’re the kinda guy who never stands out in a crowd
You got (a) mole, but no ass
You got to cut your yard gra-- oh yeah
Plenty other men its true alright
Plenty other men but you