Mah truck up ‘n died
Mah dawg up ‘n died
An’ my commin law huzbin’
I have to admit:
I counted on my fingers
to make these haikus.
Naught and naught is naught;
See how good I can cipher?
(Need some help pravnik?)
Damn, Pravnik cheated!
He has seventeen fingers!
I’m already out.
Toes! Damn, I forgot!
You just keep counting on your
feet, so you have enough.
Hey, this ain’t so hard.
All you have to do is stop,
when you run out of
You all so funny
I 'bout damn pissed myself twice
and shit myself thrice!
Willy wants some love
Get back in those pants, bad boy!
Wait til Ma comes home.
Man, I love potry,
Percy bitch shelly, he ain’t
got nothin on me
Count in binary!
A finger up is one, and
down it means zero.
Any number can be
represented uniquely
in base two, you see?
So your thumb is one,
the next finger two, and you
keep doubling each time.
Multiply by one
or zero as your finger
says you should do.
In this way, counting
to seventeen is no problem.
Count in binary!
(Sorry, I seem to have gotten this mixed up with the high-IQ haiku thread. I promise my next haikus will be dumber than ever.)
What the heck was that?
Whew! Man, sumpin just flew by here!
I heard it whoosh by.
Og compose haiku!!
nngh…nnngh…hnnngh…kkkrrrrrnnnn-nnnggh…gggghhh…nnnggghhhhaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
No haiku! Og smash!!
Wow, I feel like I’m reading the Style Section of the Washington Post. The haikus (haiki?) there are 100 word max little paragraphs–someone should really tell them the secret of haiku writing.
What is a haiku?
Is that the the sound created
By a small pigeon?
Girlfriend farts in bed
Why do girl farts smell soooo bad
When mine smell soooo good?
My finger is stuck
Up my nose, trying to get
My favorite snack
Just took the tires off
My new trailer. Ain’t she a…
What the? TORNADO!!!
Og sort all rubbish
Including all these haikus
That must go in bin!
Hey, wait a minute!
This stuff isn’t poetry.
It don’t even rhyme!
I may be stipud,
But I know that I’m stipud.
Does that make me smart?
Get in the cellar,
There is a twister coming.
Your truck will be toast.