I Don’t Answer to “Heather” or "Ashley"
Would Heather and Ashley be the American equivalent of British Tracey and Sharon - names thought to be common as muck and thick as two short planks?
What about for fellows? Used to be Kevin and Brian in my day, maybe Gary and Darren now.
Hmm, I don’t know. One of my friends has that phrase in an online bio, and I thought it was funny since her name is Ginny. 
Stealing this from another place:
Yu Fook Dup
And its opposite, Ice Crew Dup. 
**Solsticeberry Tree
Haugesund to Trondheim
Viking Ninja
Nordic studies 101
Whole Lotta [insert name here]**
Uncle Hitler
Cottonwood Muddbutt
i want my two dollars!
dirty sanchez and the brown bandits i can’t believe I wrote that
bundle of router switches
mother pheasant plucker
Bruce Leroy
they call me douche
i drank what?
big gay dinosaur
Trannysaurus Rex, the cross dressing dinosaur
boudinage a trois that’s geology humor
rocklicker
i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
How did I miss this thread? These are great!
Let’s seeee…what do I have…
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Nobody Asked Him About His Hair
Meet Me In Babylon
Nicely Toasted
256 Cheeseburgers
Monosodium Shoot Your Mate
Macaroni & Weasels
Homeless Hardware
Since someone already resurrected this –
LD50
MD2020
With A Gamey Leg?
Smell The Glove (or was it “SniffTheGlove”? You know – from Spinal Tap.)
Cups and Cakes (also from Spinal Tap)
Cardboard Rectum
Stink Biscuit
Atomic Stink Biscuit
Oops, I Just Sharted
Peter Griffin I presume this one is already taken…
**I Died Doin’ What I Loved
Goes To 11
High Preist of Og
Lord of the Danse Macabre
Giant’s Eyes
TyrOneHand
John Kerry’s Left Pinkie Toe** (don’t ask)
Susquahana Hat Company
Forty 2!
**Fat Lady Singing
Ride of the Valeries.
The Dorito Incident
I’m Telling
Dashboard Jesus
Dashboard Cheeses
Cheeses of Nazareth
I Hate Mondays
Up the butt, bob
Fanny’s your Aunt
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**HotAsianChix
Cork Sucker
Mentally Lubricated
Ben Dover
Houston, We have a problem
Zsa Zsa’s Pussy
Big Hooters
Shite Sandwich
Chinese Gong
Ancient Chinese Secret
Everybody Loves Ramen.
Is this suppose to be soft?
Oral Hex
Up Yours!
And your little dog too!
And the horse you rode in on!
And don’t come back!
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If I wasn’t Shirley I would probably beAbby Cadabra. 
I get to resurrect this thread for a new one:
Sergeant Major Squarenuts
-or-
SMJR Squarenuts if you like the short form
For those into the martial arts:
** Atomic Siberian Butt Lock
Brazilian Jungle Scrotum Choke**
Well, if one plans on being a controversial poster, how about Persistant Vegitative State? Or perhaps Hates America?
Half a Dinari?