This thread always catches me off guard when my best suggestions have been forgotten.
Ice Blue Jelly
How about:
Banned Name
Completely Naked Under My Clothes
Insert Cool Username Here
Pof Mfuufs Bxbz (“One Letter Away” with each letter incremented)
Typographical Eror (No offense intended to Continuity)
Left Handed Mouser
Barking Tomato
Barkless Tomato
Hodian Trill-Bat
Drannit
Fellip Nectar
Hynerian Donkeys
Mental Cleansing
Hungry Hungry Hippies
Transparent Purple Guy
Blood Runs Clear
The Fried Dentic
Translator Microbe
Neural Clone
**Random Precision
2¢worth
Agatha Shagnasty
Harry Reddick
Spotted Dick
Sold Cober
Affluence of Incohol
Brain Donor
ecdysiast
pornocrat
I am not Spock
Rubric’s Cube
eats shoots & leaves
A55 RGY
Amanda Huggankiss
Mike Hunt
MangoJello
Slow Children Playing
Bill no Posts**
Toad
Sure, NOW I find this thread. I’ve been so obsessed with the death pool that I havent read anything else. Then I spent hours coming uop with this one, when all these weird and wonderfuls are just piling up like flakes of dandruff on a cheap navy sportscoat.
Still, Im ok with who I am. Really.
Evil Weiner Dog
**Primoderal Yodel **
Wet Fart
The Passion of Spock
I Broke my Boo-Boo
Bionic Booger
Zit Butter
suck-n-swallow
cite THIS
Automatic Butt
Fluorescent Booger
(Simpsons references 
)
**Do You Like My Name?
Felching Amy
Delilah Buttercup
Mary Mary Quite-the-same-thanks
Higginbotham Touchme
Kinkoid The Android**
…and Drain Bonor
others…
**Gato Felcher
Brought Pie Felcher
Fletch Felcher
Felch’s Grapist Juice
Don’t Call Me Surely** (or Shirley or Shirley Ujest!)
**Skid Marky Mark
Tung Whole
Hung Bole
Hyperbolies R Us
Cynically Can’t Count Cards Countinuously**
Who in their right mind would pick such a loser name as **Shirley Ujest ** ;j
abso-lucking-futely
Someone who wakes up every day praying she’ll see her Inner Self in the mirror?
Har-dee-har-har. which is not only a witty comeback, it would be an excellent user name. Two, Two Two Thingies in one.
Mucking Foron
I just ran across this one from an old Python sketch:
Hamrag Yatlerot
The Ghost of Christmas Past Imperfect
Lo! Rider
Effervescant Cheese
Doom Chocobo
Grand High Master God-King of Latex
Bloody Peasant!
Bad Loon Rising
Tonsil Stone