Lust4Life: If you want to accuse me of dishonesty, bring it here.

Well at least you can find some consalation in that.

Pity you are still a complete and utter C !

Of course I wouldn’t enjoy meeting you in real life. You’re boring. Who would enjoy meeting a poorly informed, opinionated blowhard who can’t handle his drink? Still, fair play to you, at least you’ve acknowledged your company isn’t enjoya…

…HANG ON A MO! Why, that wasn’t a frank admission of your faults at all. It was a veiled threat from an internet hardman! Oh gosh and lordy!

How best to put this? At night, you sit alone and drunk, posting fables on message boards about your military exploits, and making impotent threats at strangers you feel have slighted you. I honestly don’t think I could say anything more insulting about a person than that. It’s a sad, empty shell of an existence, and I pity you.

Lust4Life, I say this as someone who literally just wandered into the conversation, and have never especially noticed you as a poster before:

You are not coming off well. You are not winning. Your insults are not clever or insightful.

Best to just let this go, dude.

Oh boy, now you’re gonna get it.

It’s beautiful isn’t it?

Had it been one night I could put it down to being drunk in charge of richard littlejohn, but two nights is very strange - lusty, assuming you’re not on a bender, you really are coming across as a loon. And a nasty bigoted loon at that.

Whoops! Didn’t realize there were 2 posters that used L4L. :smack: Sorry about that…

My God, haven’t the British done enough to that island, without inflicting you on it?

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I recognize that posing as ex-military requires one to adopt a certain attitude, but try to keep in mind that threatening other posters with violence is against the rules of the board. The quoted text above is coming a bit too close to the line. Please try to avoid such language in your future endeavors in internet tough guy posturing.
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Oops. Apologies.

Go ahead, you filthy piece of crap. I’d love to see what words you can manage to insult yet another honest person. That honest person would be I.

What about this little gem…

Ooo! Can I play?

I think I’d enjoy that meeting because I always enjoy people being shown that they’re not truly what they try to make others think they are.

Oh, well in that case I’m ex-SAS. What are the odds that we’d meet here?

What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

How should I know? I’ve only been ex-SAS for 20 minutes. I gather there isn’t one, though.

It was blown down in a hurricane.

If you imagine that Lusty’s looking at his own frothing face in the mirror as he posts, it makes a [del]lot[/del] little more sense.

What’s your beef with centaurs, bro?

It doesn’t matter if there is one or not.

In the scene, Lust4Life is being played by Sean Bean.

Seen it. I was just sayin’.