Lynn B. . . why???

To me, it sounded like just a general statement about not posting mindless junk in the Pit while drunk, not an overarching “do not post while drunk” command.

Then again, I haven’t posted while drunk in way too long.

FWIW, I didn’t really mind. I didn’t even remember posting it until after the thread was closed.

At least there was no official warning attached.

Thanks again for your support :wink:

Cheers

Eh, while I’m here please also let me apologize to Lynn. I’ve posted far worse stuff while drunk, but this is still embarressing.

Y’all from West Virginia?

Just kidding…you’re talking about your cats, right? Well spay/neuter them please, so no 4 legged grandkids, k?

:smiley:

/posting high

The two cats that allow us to live in this house are spayed/neutered, yes…but one of the cats is my daughter’s cat. He was an orphan feral kitty when she rescued him, and she bottle-fed him, as he wasn’t weaned yet. So he is The GrandKitty. The female Siamese considers me to be HER exclusive property. I am Not Allowed to pet the other cat, nor am I allowed to scratch my husband’s back. I am in charge of the weather outside, even though she’s an inside only kitty, because she doesn’t LIKE thunder and if she hears it, she will find me and chew me out.

Dayam, Lynn. I’ve been looking all over for you. We’re just about ready to have an ice storm. You think you could lighten up a bit? I have to travel tomorrow, fercryinoutloud!

Man! What’s next? No posting while jerking of…

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grunt
Oh yeah!
grunt
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Sorryyy.

Ewww. Stiiicky keeys

Hey, I had to put that storm SOMEWHERE, and I haven’t had any shipments of chocolate from Indiana lately. So either pay up or suck it up.

Lynn, please don’t progenerate while drunk.

runs for cover

Is this just an expansion of the “Don’t Post While Tripping On Mushrooms” policy?

We already have a member who uses, or used, Winston Smith.

I have fond hopes of seeing a Café Society post from him that mentions his fondness of a certain “Reality TV” show. :wink:

He could post “I love Big Brother” in every thread regarding that show and it’d keep getting funnier every single time he did it.

At least your grands are mammals.

My sister had a turtle, who was my mom’s grandturtle. :eek:

Wasn’t that more like, “Don’t Post While Tripping On Mushrooms Unless You Can Do It Without Rambling On and On About It Incoherently and Making Everybody Hate You?” I take this as more of a blanket “Don’t Ramble On and On Incoherently No Matter What The Cause” rule that ties together previous encyclicals.

Currently using the username Rune, I believe. But board policy is to not allow re-usage of screen names by different posters, I think.

Please reset my post count to 3 to reflect this new policy.

I think you’re right. I forget…who was it that gave us that piece of prose?

Yeah well, you overshot, chickie. I’m here in Chicago and I distinctly remember being very nice to you. So if you would please get the goddamned snow off my driveway, I’ll let this little misfire on your part slide.

This would be Homer, the King of Posting DUI. He gave us Monkey Butlers AND the 'shroom thread.

Butterhorn shoehorse indeed.

Note to self: buttload of c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e to Lynn asap