Lynn B. . . why???

[wring]

@Ruby

Note to self: buttload of c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e to Lynn asap

suggest different wrapping…

[jesuslynch]

@Biggirl

This would be Homer, the King of Posting DUI. He gave us Monkey Butlers AND the 'shroom thread.

Butterhorn shoehorse indeed.

Indeed.

To quoteth that Homer’s Odyssey"…yeah baby that’s james brown style…

[lieu]

Woohooo! I’m inebriating like a motherfuck!

[Dazzling_White_Diamonds]

@Lynn Bodoni

Hey, I had to put that storm SOMEWHERE, and I haven’t had any shipments of chocolate from Indiana lately. So either pay up or suck it up.

Dammit! I didn’t see this until it was too late! There’s ice everywhere. Gah!

Lynn, please have pity!!! I promise to go find you some luscious Godiva chocolate, you have but to say whether you prefer milk or dark (or flavored)…

[BMalion]

Lynn,

Please don’t moderate when drunk.

Brian

for the um… oh, nevermind.

[duffer]

@Lynn Bodoni

I am in charge of the weather outside

It was 39 GODDAMN DEGREES BELOW ZERO THIS MORNING!
[Eric Cartman] I hate you so very much [/Eric Cartman]
How much frigging chocolate were you expecting?! :mad:

[PastAllReason]

@duffer

@Lynn Bodoni

I am in charge of the weather outside

It was 39 GODDAMN DEGREES BELOW ZERO THIS MORNING!
[Eric Cartman] I hate you so very much [/Eric Cartman]
How much frigging chocolate were you expecting?! :mad:

Apparently she’s expecting quite a lot.

The second morning in a row here with a temperature of -40 celsius and a windchill of -50. Gah. Won’t someone have pity on the frozen?

[Ludovic]

@PastAllReason

The second morning in a row here with a temperature of -40 celsius

But it felt like -40 Fahrenheit.

[Kythereia]

We have an impending ice / snow storm up here… how much chocolate should I sacrifice to the almighty Bodoni? :eek:

[jayjay]

@Kythereia

We have an impending ice / snow storm up here… how much chocolate should I sacrifice to the almighty Bodoni? :eek:

That’s a stupid question. How much do you have?

[Kythereia]

I just ate my last piece! :eek: What do I do?

[duffer]

@jayjay

That’s a stupid question. How much do you have?

However much you have, buy a shitload more. Then double it.

[Morgyn]

@Kythereia

I just ate my last piece! :eek: What do I do?

I think panic may be your only option.

[Kythereia]

Run away! Run away!

panic

[if6was9]

I’ve posted many times in The Pit (and elsewhere) while drunk off my ass. And been a complete asshole (ask anyone. ) And what happened to me? Huh? Jack. Fucking. Shit!
pulls down pants - moons mods

[LifeOnWry]

@if6was9

pulls down pants - moons mods

What IS that? Is that… it isn’t, is it? It sure looks like… yep, it’s the shadow of Lynn’s Doc Marten, and it’s headed this way!
RUN!!!

(Do not taunt Happy Fun Mod.)

[don_t_ask]

What about Bulgarian Dopers?

Bulgarian’s blood-alcohol level astounds doctors
CBC News
SOFIA, BULGARIA - Bulgarian doctors tested a man’s blood-alcohol level five times before accepting it was 0.914 – nearly twice the amount considered to be life-threatening.

The 67-year-old man landed in hospital on Dec. 20 after a car knocked him off his feet in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv, police and doctors said Tuesday.

A breath test indicated blood-alcohol levels so high that police thought their equipment was broken, because the man remained conscious and talked with them.

The head of Plovdiv police, Col. Angel Rangelov, said five separate lab tests taken the same day confirmed the man’s blood-alcohol level of 0.914.

A blood-alcohol level of 0.55 is considered potentially fatal.

In comparison, the Bulgarian man’s level was more than 11 times higher than the legal blood-alcohol limit for drivers in Canada, which is 0.08.

The man, who has not been identified, was reported to be in stable condition after being treated for head injuries.

[Lynn_Bodoni]

@if6was9

I’ve posted many times in The Pit (and elsewhere) while drunk off my ass. And been a complete asshole (ask anyone. ) And what happened to me? Huh? Jack. Fucking. Shit!
pulls down pants - moons mods

It’s a damn good thing for YOU that I’m not allowed to make up my own custom member titles. Because I just thought up a doozy.

No, I’m not telling, either.

[BJMoose]

@Lynn Bodoni

It’s a damn good thing for YOU that I’m not allowed to make up my own custom member titles. . . .

Oh? What about that “Too Stupid for Words” thing?"

Oh, dearie dear, I’m in trouble now.

Lynn, the chocolates are in the email.

[Winston_Smith]

@jayjay

Currently using the username Rune, I believe. But board policy is to not allow re-usage of screen names by different posters, I think.

Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but I did a rare vanity search, as it’s been a while since I’ve posted much. I’m still the same old Winston. Sorry Necro. (and thanks, Poly, for remembering :sigh:. Rune might be aka the old winstonsmith from freebie days here on the boards. I believe he hails from Norway or that neck of the woods.

I love Big Brother!

(not really)

Carry on.