I believe you. However, I also believe that if I hadn’t closed the thread, it would have quickly turned into a trollhunting thread.
For the record, I don’t think that tramtwo is an old troll. I’ve looked up some IPs, done a bit of research, that sort of thing.
shut up. freak.
That speel check really works wonders for tram. His posts go from barely coherent loopy logic to clearly understandable loopy logic. All from just on click of the mouse. I need a pocket speel check, that way whenever I’m at the local school board meeting or listening to a political debate, I’ll just click and --presto!-- English I can understand!
Thanks Lynn, I guess that is as good as a new member can expect on this board hun? So if I want a thread closed just call someone a troll? Your logic stinks and I think you should admit that you pulled the trigger way to fast. I think you should have a little more faith in your membership and not try and protect them from themselves.
The reason most of you have taken shots at my writeing is that you can not find fault with my points.
1.) If you stoop to flameing then don’t judge flamers. Fukin two-faced morons. “Yes I know I was hitting them with the hammer, but I had my shirt wrapped around it.”
2.)If it was true that you can not understand me then why has so few asked questions? Guess you always talk out your ass about people you can’t understand…like jews, blacks, women. “Well hell look at how the nigger loving kike bitch spells, ATTACK” yet I am stupid
3.) The rules here are read different to different members.
Lynn why not lock this thread as well? I think you are the troll, and your writing is hard to understand, is english native for you? Bitch
Don’t bother posting you infested terds. With the exception of a few, the rest of you can go to hell. I am sure with as closed as your minds are that you have learned nothing from these threads.
“Isn’t it a good feeling to know your alive?”
Note: With members like you have and the fuck wads at the wheeln this boards, well at least this foruems days are numbered.
DO BE A JURK!!! But if you pile on new members its OK fuck them we don’t like they way they write and have fun attacking them cause we can’t attack their ideas. You know who you are limp dick twits.
To those that try to clue me, you do a service for yourselves, the membership, and this site. I think you are sorely outnumbered and have very little support from the top.
Remember how this all started?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47216
How dare the bastard!! Quick dopers off with his head!!
Made sense when I wrote it and it still does, guess I am fucked.
//insert hateful comments that do not add anything IAW be a Jurk, don’t worry Lynn don’t mind it’s the pit. Well just make sure that you include tramtwo somewhere in the body of the spew that will lock the deal.
Once again to those that tried your efforts were not in vain and I think you are the true Doppers, the rest are just bottom feeders running up their post count.
“I’m not goin do it… lets get Mikey, he won’t try it he hates everything.” 
happy tramtwo
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Mr. Two, I believe that horse is not only dead, it’s been utterly eradicated and its individual atoms have been annihilated. You can stop beating it now.
I imagine, out of nearly 11,000 people on this board, less than one tenth of one percent have had the rocky start that you have. Why do you suppose that is, Mr. Two? Perhaps they actually spend some of their time outside of the Pit? Judas Priest, not even Danielinthewolvesden acts like a martyr as much as you do.
There’s a difference between flaming someone for no reason, and flaming someone for PLENTY reason. For example, it seems as if you’ve given the Board members ample reason to flame you. Perhaps you’d like to rethink your position as Self-Proclaimed Hero Of The SDMB.
Horrid grammar doesn’t necessarily equal indecipherable grammar. Your grammar problems are being mocked because you’ve painted a big, fat bullseye on your forehead. If you don’t want hostility coming your way, don’t act as such towards others.
Please tell us how you read “Don’t be a jerk.”
Dude, you’re getting picked on for this exact reason. I’d be rather saddened to see you banned, seeing as how I’ve put so much effort into trying to help you out Board-wise.
All righty, all righty, relax, Mr. Two. Shit happens, and everyone makes mistakes. This is a very public message board, and sometimes things can get a little harsh. You’ve just got to grow a thicker skin and shrug off some of the things that may come your way.
We have almost 11,000 members here. All of them started out as “New”. I doubt one tenth of one percent have had the rocky start that you’ve had. C’mon, just take things a little slower.
In fact, let’s start over. Hi, I’m SPOOFE Bo Diddly. Who are you?
Hi I am tramtwo and I am sad to say that I am out of here.
You’re a good guy, fight the good fight! And yes I have fallen on my sword. Stupid? Perhaps but even as a newbie I tried to follow the OP of this BB. Tact has never been my strong point.
Later Dopers. 
Bottom feeders, it’s feeding time.
You have not made any "points’ so that we can find fault with them. Pissant. And a “well-fed” pissant at that.
Spoofe: Can I borrow another couple of nails?
*An Evening with tramtwo *
<Groucho Marx voice>
I never stoop to flame. I always flame while reclined in bed. Yesterday I wrote a flame in my pajamas. What a flame was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know. </Groucho Marx voice>
<Winston Churchill voice >Never before have so many asked so little about so much gibberish. </Winston Churchill voice>
<Tom Lehrer voice>
While reading all of your rules
You notice some members are fools.
How can you read to go and make “Tram” cry?
(sobbing)
Differently, Differently, Different-L.Y.
</Tom Lehrer voice>
<Fenris voice>
Thank you, ladies, gentlemen and tramtwo. You’ve been wonderful. Drive safely.
Fenris
I evidently understood you, I just did not agree with you. And after you made your first post in my thread, I did attempt to answer it seriously, with no flaming, put downs, or digs at grammar. Look it up if you don’t believe me.
And then everything went out of control somehow.
Now you have signed your own proverbial Death Warrant([sup]TM[/sup]) on the Board, with:
And
And
Well, I don’t know whether to be sad or to feel like some sort of surreal experience has just happened. Surrealistically sad, perhaps?
Say it with me now, kids: "Don’t fuck with Lynn Bodoni!"
[Inigo Montoya]
“I’m sorry, father… I tried. I tried.”
[/Inigo Montoya]
I can’t say that I am saddened by the banning of tramtwo, he basically asked for and deserved it.
I came across this person a couple of days ago in another thread, now locked. His rants had no discernable(better use my speel check on that one) point, but they gave me a chuckle.
Good luck tramtwo on your future endeavors and I hope to never meet you in person.
I think it was my posting tramtwo’s previous stupid statements that made him go over the edge, and thus led him to become the late tramtwo.
I want a reward for this.
Hey TRAMTWO no worries Lynn just power trips. She goes “OH MY GOD SOMETHING THAT I DON’T PERSONALLY LIKE IS ON THE MESSAGEBOARD!!! AHHHHHH!” and bans you LOL! But hey, keep it up I am up to R_dawg"5".
Wow. They’re breeding. Who knew that raw sewage could mate?
And I thought I BROUGHT the immaturity to this messageboard! yet I simple INCREASE the amount! weeee!
Oh great, another idjit.
Do you have speel check too?
No I dont use spell check. Any more questions?
Hi, R_dawg5. I’m SPOOFE Bo Diddly. My friends call me, among other things, SPOOFE, SPOOFER, Sweetie, and the like. I see that you’re new here. I also see that you’re a tad overzealous and hyper. That’s all right, hyperactivity is an excellent activity, and I recommend it for everybody.
I note that you’ve already been around the Boards a tad. I trust that you’re thoroughly familiar with the process of creating new screen names. At least five times as familiar as I. Could be more. Who knows? Not I. In fact, I barely even remember how to create a screen name… but I digress.
You don’t exactly have the best typing or composition skills, but your posts are very legible, so that’s hardly an issue. But it seems unfortunate that most of your posts have only consisted of a few lines. Too bad. I was hoping that you’d have something new to contribute. I, and most of the Board in general, is very open to new contributions. Why, there’s this one guy, Freedom7, who came to the SDMB with a very strong presence, and he’s still a productive and active member of the Boards. And, generally, he’s a welcome presence.
I’m saddened that you’ve decided to refrain from contribution, but I suppose it’s only natural that some would choose to keep themselves separate from the group. I wish you luck in whatever other endeavors you choose to embark upon. Farewell.