As far as I’m concerned, Powderfinger by Neil Young begins with the line: “Look out mama, there’s a whitebread voodoo honky mufuh!”
There’s a lot that goes into that, but it’s now etched in stone. There’s many ingredients. One is Powderfinger by Neil Young, another is Susanah from the Dark Tower stories, another is a couple of my crazy friends, another is a good amount of the Mary Jane, making us all of the same loony mind, and another is a loud stereo. It was almost bound to turn out that way.
But that’s how it is for good now.
More of a phonetic misunderstanding, a homophonic confusion more than an outright change:
Steve Miller Band Fly Like an Eagle
Shoo the children with no shoes on their feet (as in, go ‘way children!, including making shooing motion with my hands)
How’s the people livin’ in the streets? (they’re fine, thanks for asking)
I’m totally stealing this ^ and imagining other substitutions (for correction, protection, selection…)
(Joni Mitchell) While driving through the country, past the guernseys etc.:
“I’ve looked at cows from both sides now…”
(Steve Miller)
Original: “Jungle love, it’s driving me mad, it’s making me crazy”
Revised: “Jungle love, it’s strawberry mad, it’s making me crazy”
(Spirit in the Sky)
Original: “Go to the place that’s the best”
Revised: “Colder the place, that’s the best”
(Paul Simon) : She get down her knees and hug me and she love me like a rock
(revised): She get down her knees and hug me…and she ugly like a rock (she ugly like the Rock of Ages, she ugly)
It doesn’t fit but…
We always called Barry Manilow “Barely Man Enough.”
Steve Martin and Edie Brickell have made three albums together. My favorite is their first, Love Has Come For You, and my favorite song is “When You Get to Asheville.” There’s a lyric:
She won’t sleep in the house now
She just listens for the sound
Of your old '84 Ford
Coming down the road
I just hate the sound of “Of your old '84 Ford.” It messes up the meter kind of unforgivably. When I sing it, it goes:
She won’t sleep in the house now
She only sleeps in the yard
Waiting for the sound of
Your '87 Ford.
I hate correcting lyrics, almost as much as I hate lyrics that need correcting.
I’ve heard that one, but with “Pardon me Roy,” and it was the punch line of a joke about Roy Rogers, Dale Evans and a mountain lion hunting expedition.